Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Newfiescreech]

New Butter !! in grocery store near you

[rock lobster]

[kawam]

Good Morning all. Have a Great Weekend!

[kawam]

6:18 AM

Rush
Freewill

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[dededi]

[22hicks]

I hope you enjoy your day.

[the H team]

Rush song-Super Conductor

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[The Jester]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteoosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

[heartgirl99]

looking forward to a classic contest tonight! leafs vs habs!

[The Jester]

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's proposed health care package to replace Obama-care:



The Allergists were in favor of scratching it; but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.



The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it; but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.



Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception; while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.



Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"; while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"



The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; while the Radiologists could see right through it.



Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.



The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."



The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward; but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.



Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.



In the end, the Proctologists won out; leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!

[heartgirl99]

happy birthday, george

[the H team]

Rush song-Fly By Night

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[rock lobster]

My bird buddies went missing, now I know why.