[Rant] Male Sibling for sale or trade - Free product coupons considered

[Shwa Girl]

Before, I had a rant about a female sibling for sale
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/340481-...itis-canada-2/
Well, this female sibling is no longer on the market. Will keep this one.

But, act now, and you can have a male sibling for sale or trade!
High value free product coupons considered!

So Shwa Girl, who does something in health care, got a call at work. ?Hey Shwa Girl, I'm in the emergency room at the hospital. Give me a call."
Whaaaaa?

Turns out male sibling was not feeling well since Friday.
Did not go to a walk in clinic.
Did not tell Shwa Girl, even though I spoke with him this weekend.

So, turns out, he could not take it any more and on Monday.
Yes.
Monday.
Not Friday.
Went to the emergency room on Monday.

Male sibling was there from 9 AM to 730 PM.
Shwa girl left work early (losing vacation time. precious, precious vacation time) and went to the hospital emergency room. Was there from 3 PM to 730 PM. No dinner.

Then to the pharmacy.

And male sibling will be home bound for up to 1 week.
By the way, no groceries at male sibling's home.
So Shwa Girl got groceries, without coupons.
Without coupon.
Paid full price for male sibling's groceries.
Full.
Price.
No.
Coupons.

@coupongirl , you do so well for your brother and grocery shops with him. And now, your brother even price matches. I will trade your brother for my male sibling. Mine can help you with
your computer problems.

So, all you great SCs, send me your offers for this male sibling.
Please.
Pleeeeassseee!!!!

[Shwa Girl]

When Shwa Girl was taking groceries to male sibling's home, male sibling's eagle eye spied a tub of Uncle Ben's Rice and said, you know, I am out of rice.

Can you spare one?

Yes, this is the same rice Shwa Girl got for $2 on clearance
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/340481-...itis-canada-2/

[Ladybug2011]

Well, it was nice of you to help him out.

[Shwa Girl]

Well, it was nice of you to help him out.

Were you interested in a trade?

[Natalka]

It is wonderful that you are there to help him - and I hope that he gets well quickly.

Trust me, those reasons are not big enough to get rid of him - stories about my older brother would make your stomach churn, I would have given him away free a long time ago if I could have.

[Tweets77]

Bahahahahahha!!!!!

[Shwa Girl]

Bahahahahahha!!!!!

What? No sympathy?
Just joking.
Glad you got a Tuesday morning chuckle.

[walkonby]

I rather enjoyed the last " sale " you posted about your female sibling up for grabs, now this? ha ha ha!! I can understand how frustrating it was that your DB did not take his illness or warning signs of a medical condition serious enough to get to a clinic before this Emergency situation developed, putting you in that caregiver seat.
Thanks goodness he still felt he could depend on you despite what it cost you in supplies and time from work. You're a good egg Shwa!
Oh and sorry, no offers from me to trade for your bro, I have a full basket of nut jobs already that I call relatives.....much like Natalka stories to make your stomach churn.

Good luck and hope he recovers fully!!

[electric_viking]

I don't need a sibling thanks. I do however, have a handgun you could borrow in case you need to put him out of your misery.
Let's just hope said sibling understands that you were inconvenienced and repays you in some form or another.

[Shwa Girl]

I don't need a sibling thanks. I do however, have a handgun you could borrow in case you need to put him out of your misery.
Let's just hope said sibling understands that you were inconvenienced and repays you in some form or another.

Naw. No handgun needed. Only coupon trading and free product coupons - high value.
Agree - hope he realizes how much help he got from the Shwa Girl.

[electric_viking]

Who's gonna pay you for damaged goods is my question? Shouldn't you be supplying the coupons and free products to take the sibling off your hands?

[Shwa Girl]

Who's gonna pay you for damaged goods is my question? Shouldn't you be supplying the coupons and free products to take the sibling off your hands?

He can help you with your computer. So, there's one positive.
Not a donation - only a trade.

[coupon girl]

-ahhh so kind of you shwa girl
-nope no trades on this end have 2 pretty great brothers -few faults
-but hey I have a younger brother I would gladly trade too -nope cant even do that he is not even in my life much (once a year if lucky-lol)

[electric_viking]

Still not having any luck eh, Shwa Girl? Have a feeling you may be stuck with him.

[seylz_gurl]

I think we'd all like to trade our siblings at one time or another, jk. hope your bro is on the mend lol. I sympathize, being in the hospital emergency room stinks at any time but especially on your vacation.