Very Happy Birthday to heartgirl99! - Sept. 12

[GoJays]

Happy happy birthday heart

[Silk]

Happy birthday, Heart girl!

Silk

[avoncallingu]

Heartgirl- you are definitely at the Heart of SC! Happy birthday!

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[walkonby]

heartgirl.....I am giving you a Math funny since you like math. Hope your Birthday was wonderful today !!!

Mathematics:
This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, but Attitudewill get you there.
It’s theBullandAss Kissing that willput you over the top.

[Littlemoe0]

Had to pop in to wish this lovely lady a very Happy Birthday

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[heartgirl99]

thank you very much for the lovely birthday wishes!
special thanks to natalka for starting the thread and the great spread!


the days pass slowly but the years zoom by!
can't believe i'm *that* old! what happenened?!

[Redneck Charger]