For $500 would you.........?

[vesper]

Yes in blue, not pink

Would you talk to a woman and at some point loudly say 'I'm up here' to her, pointing at your eyes?

[alicia]

Sure boobs are distracting

would you openly stare at a very attractive woman, possibly out of your league, and once she notices, then walk over to her and say "well, I guess you'll do for tonight... Come on"

[vesper]

you bet I would! I only hit on women out of my league anyway (which is why I only had 2 girlfriend in 12 years)

Would get on an airplane and loudly ask the flight attendant if she has any Beano?

[alicia]

Sure, why not.

Would talk to strangers in a Kermit the Frog voice?

[vesper]

Oh gee for $500 I would.

Would arrange with a really ugly male actor, to show up at bar to ask you out (after you declined other gentlemen) and you are excited and leave with him?

[alicia]

Sure

Would you do the same but with a female actress?

[vesper]

Yeah!

Would you host a kissing booth where one could pay $50 for a smooch?

[glenglen]

No,would be to humilating
Would you skip around Tim Hortons [for 2 rounds inside the restraunt with 2 donuts in your mouth saying I love donuts!

[vesper]

Yes! I do love donuts!!

Would you sing your order to the hostess taking your order at Tim Hortons?

[alicia]

I do every morning anyhow

Would you walk around with hand cuffs (with the chain cut) saying you finally escaped?

[vesper]

I would do that!

WOuld you stand outside a prison for men eating a bucket of KFC with a cigareet in your hand, a 6 pack of beer and a very generous outfit that leaves little to the imagination?

[alicia]

No! I don't want ex-cons being interested in me.

Would you go to a jewelry store, pick out a really expensive (but ugly) women's ring and tell the salesperson it's for yourself?

[vesper]

If it fit my finger... which most don't

Would you ask for help buying light bulbs at the store, and everyone the person shows you one, you lick it then say 'can you show me another one'?

[alicia]

LOL, NO!

would you get your whole body waxed?

[vesper]

No because that would mean someone touching my sensitive areas... like armpit and back of legs.

Same... except your head, nothing on your head would be waxed?