For $500 would you.........?

[danger_dan]

no

would you eat anything from McDs after it has sat on the counter for a week? (it would probably look the same as it did on day one)

[glenglen]

Yes!
Would you stop using shampoo and conditioner for a week and use dish soap only.

[danger_dan]

oh...i'd smell lemony fresh all week! YES

would you cliff jump into "polar bear swim" temperature water?

[vesper]

Yes
Would you shave only the right side of your head for a couple hours.

[danger_dan]

yes

would you shave a skunk line and go about your business for a week?

[vesper]

No!

Would you wear purple fitted corduray pants with a large yellow dress shirt, brown belt, black shoes and a fish tie to a job interview?

[danger_dan]

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kinda like wario? LoL, maybe if it was for an interview at Nintendo.

would you eat a bacon grease fried sardine and squid sandwich in an elevator full of people?

[vesper]

No eating squid is was across the line

'Anyone have any Beano?' Would you start asking other customers this question after eating at a nice restaurant?

[danger_dan]

LoL sure, once we were outside.

would you go into a fishing tackle and bait shop, buy a dozen dew worms (like you were going to go fishing) and then eat them in front of the store clerk?

[vesper]

Yes. I understand that is good for you.

Would you take a box of unused condoms to the drug store to return them, citing the expiration date (5 years), never got to use them in that time frame?

[danger_dan]

for sh!ts'n'giggles yes...just to see the clerk's reaction.

would you cross dress to a friend's party/wedding/birthday party or any other major event?

[vesper]

Oh I doubt it. My sister used to make me do that when I was a kid.

Would you ask a US border guard 'How much weed am I aloud to bring with me?'

[darwinsmistake]

no lawers cost more than 500
would you take the 500 in loonies that you had to dig out of a pile of manure?

[electric_viking]

sure, why not

would you drink a litre of sour milk

[vesper]

Yes
Would you stare into the window of a restaurant at people eating for as long as it took for them to finish, or you to be kicked out?