i fell unconscious. But when i awoke, i found - to my amazement - that ...
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i fell unconscious. But when i awoke, i found - to my amazement - that ...
my money was still in my wallet. Unfortunately, my licence...
was full of holes - most likely from the arrows. well now i had time to ...
go to get it replaced, since I was off work. Who knew I'd get fired for...
being attacked by little Amazonian tribesmen shooting poison cupid arrows at me...so off I go,
to the unemployment office to explain the situation. On my way there, I ran across...
a football field, as it was the shortest way. To my horror
an elephant stopped me. Forcing me to
give up my peanuts. So, with my lunch now gone,
i decided to head to the nearest...
sushi restaurant, where the chef presented me with the most glorious looking...
carafe of hot potent sake. I really needed...
a drink as it had been that kind of day, the kind....
that only happen in really bad movies. Why did no one...
notice I was gone? Am I that...