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a smuggling scam bringing different things from the other side of the world. After he found out what he got into, he

quickly unzipped his pants and revealed his throbbing

boil that had popped up on his upper thigh. it was horrendously painful and could only be relieved by

having a big bucket of fried chicken. After him chowing down all the chicken, Penelope Cruz came by to check on him and

took off his moist pants and pulled out his enormous

pen15. but then it turned out that it wasn't enormous .. it was so puny, so puny that

they had to use an electron microscope to detect the true shape of it. they were disappointed to find that the shape of

a mini hot dog. So Penelope Cruz started to

do her best tom cruise imitation... jumping up on the desk and screaming that she

loves tom cruise and that

she love for him is undying. this did not amuse the

fans, so she quickly

left the studio to find

out where her heart really takes her. So outside in the wild, she followed her destination and ended up

at Buckingham Palace where she thought she'd visit the Queen so