Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[6ffightr9]

Okay guys I gotta go. Feeling pretty hungry. Mars Restaurant down the street is giving a $2.50 full breakfast with money going to charity, think I'll go for that! Then get the heck out in the sunshine.


TTYL!

Oh sure now you tell us.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Just got this from Addicted to Classic Rock Q107 on FaceBook:

http://www.exploremusic.com/legends-...Moon-revisited

[the H team]

Last 1

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I
love you too!!"

OK 1 More

After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain
announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to
Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Edmonton. The weather ahead is
good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax
and . . ... OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and
gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a
flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You
should see the front of my pants!"

One Newfie passenger yelled, "Lard tunderin jesus b'y you should see the
back of mine!"

both are great, thanx

[the H team]

Interesting readings today...and lucky Rockin' Kitty...waking up and leaving the car....

someone on ebay is selling a guitar just like one of mine...LOL...

Attachment 20972

do you know where your guitar is?

[karmac]

I got a phone call at the correct time. But it wasn't Joanne. grrr.

[Rockin' Kitty]

Interesting readings today...and lucky Rockin' Kitty...waking up and leaving the car....

someone on ebay is selling a guitar just like one of mine...LOL...

Attachment 20972

Nice!

[ecat444]

1:40 Cash Grab Lucky or Unlucky Cash Grab Person!

laura

[runt158]

dcg-laura

[waynethegolfer]

The one forty winning name is ..... Laura ..... wow more members than guests

[Neon]

1:40 DCG contestant is ... Laura

[ic_ou812]

1:40 DCG contestant is laura

[karmac]

1:40pm cg is Laura

[waynethegolfer]

Darn it's not my wife Laura.

[waynethegolfer]

$107 - 400 - 750 - 1,100 - 1,400 - Stop

[runt158]

laura-107-400-750-1100-1400-stashed-bust
Glad to see our school teacher just got a little bit of a raise today lol