Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Thursday Sleuth
Found under the Presto 03510 FlipSide Belgian Waffle Maker
on Page 4

The answer is "BEACH"
The previous answer was "HUMID".

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Were you admiring the artwork or the canvass?

I won`t bother to mention which I was admiring.

The artwork, of course, lol. Two reasons: a) I dated a woman once with the same tattoo (same artwork, different location ) and b) I'm a comic geek. I notice these things.

[electric_viking]

An Oldie but a Goodie...

SEX STARVED

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess
tent.

He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post
and no women.Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.

The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges',
so the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.

Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants
down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."

[electric_viking]

gotta love a good blonde joke (no offense to the blondes in the audience)

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

[CocoBurp]

Morning all! What a nite.

My Aunt and I got separated at the concert during the Kid Rock / Bon Jovi transition. I turned around and she was gone! How I lost a blond woman wearing a white jumpsuit is beyond me. Spent half and hour looking for her then thought to myself - if she's smart, she went back down to the seat. (which was on the floor near the sound board).

I go back down there, the guy asks me for my ticket and the folder's empty. It's fallen out in the melee of wondering aimlessly through the crowd. Long story short, I talk my way onto the floor to find my Aunt and she's not there. So I thought I have no choice but to find a place to hang out for the concert and hope she remembers what hotel were at. Thank God she was back at the hotel when I got back. I told her next time she needs to either bring walkie talkies, or remember to put her cell phone in her purse. A text would have fixed everything. What did we ever do before cell phones I wonder....

A good show for the Roger's Centre, t was reminded of how much I hate that venue for a concert. The acoustics are so bad there. Off tonite to the Ampitheatre for a show. Should be less stressful tonite. The friends I'm going with are all packing blackberrys LOL!

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Morning all! What a nite.

My Aunt and I got separated at the concert during the Kid Rock / Bon Jovi transition. I turned around and she was gone! How I lost a blond woman wearing a white jumpsuit is beyond me.

Believe it or not, I think I saw her! She was coming up from the 100's to gate 5. She looked a little disheveled, but seemed to know where she was going.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Well, red wine DOES go with beef...

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../14781596.html

[CocoBurp]

Believe it or not, I think I saw her! She was coming up from the 100's to gate 5. She looked a little disheveled, but seemed to know where she was going.

It probably was! She's petite like Goldie Hawn and has long straight white-blonde hair. She was wearing a white jumpsuit with a grey tye-dye blouse as a sweater. She would have been disheveled as she polished off an entire bottle of wine before we got to the concert, and then a couple coolers when we got in.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

A good show for the Roger's Centre, t was reminded of how much I hate that venue for a concert. The acoustics are so bad there.

I told my sister, "Hey, look on the bright side. You've now seen Bon Jovi twice, and you've heard them three times with the echo in here".

I really believe the Dome should be open during summer concerts, though. I saw Springsteen there in 2003. The Dome was open, and it sounded just fine.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

It probably was! She's petite like Goldie Hawn and has long straight white-blonde hair. She was wearing a white jumpsuit with a grey tye-dye blouse as a sweater. She would have been disheveled as she polished off an entire bottle of wine before we got to the concert, and then a couple coolers when we got in.

I can say with about 75% certainty that it was her. Good on her for making it back to the hotel! (I know I've had a night or two where I don't recall how I got home... the year before last's Christmas party comes to mind, lol)

[Neon]

Aerosmith WW = wild

[Mechman47]

Aerosmith WW: wild

[Wallie]

ww is wild

[the H team]

aww-wild

[Lee03]

AWW: Wild