Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[myopic_mouse]

Too many people missing. Where'd you all go???? Come back!

as mentioned months ago, I hate "disappearing people". Isn't that right Mmmme....?

Trust me, if I could be saying hello to you all everyday, I definitely would!!!

[myopic_mouse]

[Mmmme...]

A social worker from a big City in Ontario recently transferred
to the northern part of Alberta, and a small community was
on the first tour of her new territory.
There she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life..
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
'Anybody home?' she asked.
'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.
'Is your father there?' asked the social worker..
'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.
'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.
'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid.
'But,' protested the social worker, 'are you never together as a family?'

'Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door....... 'This is the Outhouse!'

[karmac]

My mistake. It was Argo53 that was with me last march when I thought I might be halucinating. Every time I replied to a certain person's post their post vanished leaving me talking to myself. (turned out to be troll trouble)

[Mmmme...]

Thanks for the clarification Karmac...

for a moment I was wondering if I had major memory loss there...

My mistake. It was Argo53 that was with me last march when I thought I might be halucinating. Every time I replied to a certain person's post their post vanished leaving me talking to myself. (turned out to be troll trouble)

Originally Posted by karmac
Too many people missing. Where'd you all go???? Come back!

as mentioned months ago, I hate "disappearing people". Isn't that right Mmmme....?

[ecat444]

Happy Lunch Time All!

[myopic_mouse]

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[Stewy]

This is a picture sent to me showing the devastation during the Earthquake Toronto had..........

Doesn't look like much damage at all?

[Mechman47]

Is the ground shaking or did someone set the sub-woffer to max?

[Mmmme...]

A SHORT POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE
OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.


1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always
starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs!!

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate
how many people a company can Operate WITHOUT.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?

9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the b oy who wants
to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins - the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number
at 4 AM. - It could be a right number.

13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. After 60, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you're probably dead!

18. Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don't mind.
And the one's that mind, don't matter.

19.Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a GIFT.

[rock lobster]

Requesting quiet, requesting quiet -Knights in White Satin.



Speaking of quiet ,(can you speak of quiet?) ,
MAGGIEROCKS has been unusually quiet lately.

Maybe she's become an introvert (as if).

[electric_viking]

This cream beer was no milquetoast.
The Okanagan Springs brewery in Vernon, B.C., is cleaning up after its latest batch of cream beer became a cream bomb, blowing apart the fermenting vat.
The Thursday afternoon blast was powerful enough to tear an aluminum loading door off its hinges, sending 32,000 litres of fermented foam flooding across a downtown street in the North Okanagan city.
Fortunately, no-one was seriously injured, although WorkSafe B.C. is investigating after one worker suffered a minor hand injury. (It happened while trying to dip his mug into the flowing beer)
A well-timed rainstorm flushed most of the beer into the sewers but cleanup was a little more extensive inside the plant as workers swept up shards from several hundred pulverized beer bottles.
A build-up of carbon dioxide is blamed for the blast.

[Mmmme...]

Stewy it obliterated everything and left it all empty ..

Doesn't look like much damage at all?

[Mechman47]

[ecat444]

Anyone ever buy Heart & Stroke Lottery tickets? I've bought them for a few years but haven't won anything until with the last draw! I just got a letter saying I won a Roots Napa Watch Pair ($178)! Don't know what the watch looks like but hey at least I got something! I think its a good cause so I usually buy a ticket.

electric viking: Good to hear someone came down to the Streetfest, well there were lots and lots of people but I mean someone from the Thread. Which bands did you catch? I saw David Rotundo, Zedhead, the Sidemen and Fathead, they are all faves of mine.

Rain Rain GO AWAY! Don't come down on my festival Pleasssseeeee!