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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 01:25 PM #24346
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What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 01:34 PM #24347
Let prisoners feed themselves! Reduces our tax dollars & can give them knowledge to work at or even run their own farm.
http://saveourprisonfarms.ca/Strat-Man
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 01:47 PM #24348
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 01:48 PM #24349
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On a happier note...here's a good one...
The Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Don't f.u.c.k with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 01:49 PM #24350
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Hi Everyone...
Just a quick Pop-In as I am seriously busy at w*rk today.
Not as simple when 2x people are off (and Friday there will be 3!).
Be Well, All!!
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:00 PM #24351
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:03 PM #24352
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Do you remember your guard dog?
Well I'm afraid that he's gone.
It was such a drag to hear him whining all night long.
My favourite Neil Young Album...Ben was a big part of this album.
ON THE BEACH LP released July 4th 1974 CAt no: US R2180 // UK K54014
LP Dedicated To Elliot Roberts Credits include C.S . believed to be Carrie Snodgrass
# No 42 UK charts
# No 16 USA charts
Album Credits:
Walk on
Produced by Neil Young and David Briggs
Guitar and vocal - Neil Young
Slide guitar and vocal - Ben Keith
Bass - Billy Talbot
Drums andvoal - Ralph Molina
See the sky about to rain
Produced by Neil Young and Mark Harman
Wurlitzer piano and vocal - Neil Young
Steel Guitar - Ben Keith Bass - Tim Drummond
Drums - Levon Helm
Harp - Joe Yankee
Revolution blues
Produced by Neil Young and Mark Harman
Lead guitar and vocal - Neil Young
Rhythm guitar - David Crosby
Wurlitzer piano - Ben Keith
Bass - Rick Danko
Drums - Levon Helm
For the turnstiles
Produced by Neil Young and David Briggs
Banjo and vocal - Neil Young
Dobro and vocal - Ben Keith
Vampire blues
Produced by Neil Young and Mark Harman
Lead guitar and vocal - Neil Young
Organ, vocal and hair drum - Ben Keith
Bass - Tim Drummond
Drums - Ralph Molina
On the beach
Produced by Neil Young and Al Schmitt
Guitar and vocal - Neil Young
Wurlitzer piano - Graham Nash
Hand drum - Ben Keith
Bass - Tim Drummond
Drums - Ralph Molina
Motion pictures (for Carrie)
Produced by Neil Young and Al Schmitt
Guitar, harmonica and vocal - Neil Young
Slide guitar - Rusty Kershaw
Bass - Ben Keith
Hand drums - Ralph Molina
Ambulance blues
Produced by Neil Young and Al Schmitt
Guitar, harmonica and vocal
Fiddle - Rusty Kershaw
Bass - Ben Keith
Hand drums - Ralph Molina
Electric tambourine - Joe Yankee
Dedicated to Elliot Roberts
Thanks to everyone who gave everything
All songs recorded at Sunset sound, Los Angeles, except
"Walk On" and "For The Turnstiles", recorded at Broken
Arrow studios, San Francisco
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:42 PM #24353
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AWW: train
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:42 PM #24354
aerosmith ww-train
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:42 PM #24355
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ww is train
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:42 PM #24356
Aerosmith word: train
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:43 PM #24357
aerosmith winning word: train
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 02:45 PM #24358
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Its still sunny down in TO! Maybe the rain will miss us altogether!
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 03:04 PM #24359
afternoon Q sters,
well wasn't that fun with the thunder shower that went thru. brought in more humidity after it finished. get out the knife to cut thru it.
thanx for the wws, trivia & reps. hope you're have a great hump day.
that sounds like fun, like to try that on my rodent & watch her scream & run.
it's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the right
with your hands on your hips
you bring your knees in tight
but, it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
let's do the time warp again!
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 03:04 PM #24360
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I keep seeing little wee patches of blue pass by my office window. They're trying very hard to come out, but the dark clouds are trying even harder.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
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