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[truenorthstrongnfree]

afternoon Q sters,
well wasn't that fun with the thunder shower that went thru. brought in more humidity after it finished. get out the knife to cut thru it.
thanx for the wws, trivia & reps. hope you're have a great hump day.


that sounds like fun, like to try that on my rodent & watch her scream & run.

it's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the right
with your hands on your hips
you bring your knees in tight
but, it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
let's do the time warp again!

Ever wonder if Richard O'Brien was ever sued by the Hokey-Pokey people?

[the H team]

Peanuts



A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourselves?".

"We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."


It pays to be careful around old people.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

[the H team]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,

'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to
Hurt!!!!!!

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

...................................

Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy

Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!

"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." Monet

[Strat-man]

Peanuts



A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourselves?".

"We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."


It pays to be careful around old people.

That is hilarious! When I told this to a cube mate, he cried he laughed so hard!!

[psells]

There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear.

There's a boson with no spin over there
Which spontaneously breaks electroweak gauge symmetry.
You better start (hey) up the Tevatron
to see if we can find the Higgs Boson.

(Sorry about breaking the rhyme scheme.)

[feetfrown]

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[psells]

Left leg ... (gasp) ... going ... in and ... (ugh) ... out ... must ... stop ... (aaaargh) ... hokey ... po (thud).

[mflourei]

Perhaps the Hokey Pokey was what Willis was talkin' about?

[ecat444]

Hi Everyone

Paul McCartney: In Performance at the White House is on tonight at 8 p.m. Channel 17.

and

at 10 p.m. Channel 6, Revealed: No Country for Animals - a show about improving animal welfare. I find it hard to watch shows like this, but it should be informative.

[The_Doctor]

There's a boson with no spin over there
Which spontaneously breaks electroweak gauge symmetry.
You better start (hey) up the Tevatron
to see if we can find the Higgs Boson.

(Sorry about breaking the rhyme scheme.)

In the vernacular of your species at this time (I think):

That's HEAVY, Man!!

My reference:

http://www-d0.fnal.gov/Run2Physics/t...op/wprime.html

The_Doctor

[electric_viking]

Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."

[electric_viking]

i might have left it in the lattice out in the vacuum

A blonde in physics class was asked whether or not it was possible to live in a vacuum.
After pondering this question for some time, she replied with her own question.
Is it running or not?

[Mmmme...]

No boat, no boating

[CocoBurp]

at 10 p.m. Channel 6, Revealed: No Country for Animals - a show about improving animal welfare. I find it hard to watch shows like this, but it should be informative.[/QUOTE]

this programme is QUITE disturbing.