Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Mmmme...]

Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!


Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!


Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

[rock lobster]

Oops. You didn't really need
that sun, did you?


I hate when that happens.

[Mmmme...]

No skateboard park in town?
I can fix that!


Police car fail. Operates by push pedals!
Would you take this cop seriously?




Jim was so excited to go fishing, he forgot to
park his car before heading down to the dock!


Perhaps the police depatrment would be
interested in our other available pedal models

[Mmmme...]

It closely resembles an exploding baked potato left too long in the microwave.

Oops. You didn't really need
that sun, did you?


I hate when that happens.

[Mmmme...]

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man
who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day
every day, for a long, long time.
She went to check it out as a human interest story.
She went to the Western Wall and there he was, exactly as
described, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned
to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached
him for an interview.
“Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?
“Morris Fishbien,” he replied.
“Sir, for how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and
praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years!

That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.”
“I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. ”

“I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults,
and to love their fellow man.”

“Can you tell me how you feel after doing this for 60 years?”

“Like I’m talking to a f-----g brick wall!"

[rock lobster]

Yes, they do , don't they.


This one, definitely not me.
Don't listen to the locals. All lies!
That waitress, I was easily 10,000 lights years away then,
couldn't have been me.

Eeer...... I mean , what waitress?

[psells]

An abstract concept? Yup.
And, depending on the business involved, could be an oxymoron as well!

Hey, who are you calling an ox?

[rock lobster]

9:15 Winning Word:
COMA

[ecat444]

9:15 W.W. coma

[chouchou1962]

Night all

Nice way to end the night, I love the doors.

9:15 Winning Word is - Coma
&
--- works for bonus code.

ChouChou

[ecat444]

Q: What time is it when you have to go the dentist?


A: Tooth Hurty!





Q: What did the Ocean say to the Beach?


A: Nothing it just waved!

[psells]

9:15 W.W. coma

9:15 Winning Word:
COMA

down dooby doo down down ...

[ecat444]

down dooby doo down down ...

Right on, your really on the ball tonight psells!!!

[rock lobster]

Anybody get Roger Water's winning word:
FLESH
Alex just repeated it.
Also said if you missed any on his show, e-mail him
and he'll give it to you.

[Mmmme...]

Rockie,

Thank you for posting it in case we missed it.
I do believe that word was posted around 7:45 or so.
I do wonder if we missed any others?

Anybody get Roger Water's winning word:
FLESH
Alex just repeated it.
Also said if you missed any on his show, e-mail him
and he'll give it to you.