Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[electric_viking]

I have been a Toronto Maple Leafs fan virtually all my life,
That includes before & after I was what’s-his-names sweet wife,
I loved the 1970’s cause I attended so many games,
I still remember their sweater numbers & I still recall their names,
Even the early 1980’s when Mike Nykoluk was behind the bench,
& the only foreign players then were the guys who spoke la French,
It is an institution & us Leafs fans are unique,
We persevere, cause we’re experienced at being up the creek,
This just may be the year when the buds do come alive,
Just like way back in the day when the Captain was Rick Vaive,
Lanny McDonald has a moustache where you could almost park your car,
& our old friend Daryl Sittler was sure a shining star,
So the nineties were what they were & we bid the Gardens farewell,
& it seems so far the 2000’s have brought an unlucky spell,
But, it’s a new season & a new reason for us fans to all unite,
Even though the Hab’s fans don’t think we’re all that bright,
Get ready kids, the puck will drop & they’ll be no turning back,
Cause if you are a true Leaf fan, you cannot be a sad sack!

Thanks Loocie, I knew I could count on you to put it all in perspective.

[McSkier]

Loocie your poem is brilliant as always..........

words of wisdom, quips that delight,
our attributes, quirks at work n play made right
pen to paper you know just what to say
you brighten and enlighten each and every day

[McSkier]

[electric_viking]

so that's what you look like under the racing gear.

[electric_viking]

Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A.


President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Harchie, up 'ere at the 'arp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland, Canada, aah? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !
How big is your army ?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is meself, me cousin 'arold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and 'arry 's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am sorry to 'ave to tell you dat we 'ave 'ad to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and 'ad a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come ta realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners.."


CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

[Chers1]

good night everyone.. for my brother and all you leaf fans.. I hope they do well this year, considering my Bills are very disappointing this year (thank you all for not saying anything.. I know how you feel..
till tomorrow
Chers1 has left the building

[Wallie]

ww is wood

[Lee03]

4:15pm winning word: wood

[ecat444]

4 15 w w wood

[alienshore]

4:15 ww - wood

[the H team]

wood-415

[feetfrown]

[ecat444]

Hello Everyone!

Yesterday, I went to HMV downtown where David Clayton Thomas was signing his new book and CD, I received a free copy of both via Vinyl95 via Jetman who couldn't go. Looks interesting! Hes sure had a long career going back to the '60's with some classics like "Brainwashed!" Got a pic taken and he signed the stuff.

[McSkier]

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important

[divotman]

Hello all,
Whats the word of the day today