Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[myopic_mouse]

WINTER Poem

It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!

[myopic_mouse]

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my butt,
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work.

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops - I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it -
I was into it all night.

So nothing's changed except my mouse.
It's as shiny as the sun.
I guess my house will stay a mess.....
While I sit here on my bum.

[myopic_mouse]

Hello Everyone!!

Hope you are all doing well, i've just dropped in to say HOWDY!! and to share some funnies

Hope you are all dressing warmly and cozy

[SillyLoocie]

Tartan Rocker's cousin Angus McKinnon-McPherson will be entertaining the ladies at breakfast tomorrow..........I hear he's a great singer too!

[CocoBurp]

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,

"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery isenough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", thefather says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

[RobynHeyder]

OMG!! I won tickets to the Q Night at Rock of Ages!! WHooo HOOOOOOO!!!

Thank you SCers!

I got an email too! Asked my mom to go with me Nice to have a free night out!

[electric_viking]

Veryyyyy nice EV Ive got one almost identical but with a hood and I have the purse to match

check it again michele. it does have a hood. i love the hooded ones.

[electric_viking]

someone needs to start a jingle ball attendees thread so we know who's going.

[Mechman47]

OMG!! I won tickets to the Q Night at Rock of Ages!! WHooo HOOOOOOO!!!

Thank you SCers!

I won a pair of tickets too!

Congratulations! You and a friend are going to Q Night at Rock of Ages!‏

[Chers1]

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant
and say,

'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone

'Happy Birthday.'

I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....

They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and
didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and
somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary John said,

'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little
better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when
John knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day
outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'

I said, 'Thanks, John, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch. *B*ut we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and
I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, John said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful
day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..'

After arriving at his apartment, John turned to me and said, 'Boss, if you
don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be
right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ..... Followed by my husband, my kids, and
dozens of my friends

And co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked.

reading your little diddy.. I almost wished you a happy belated before I read the whole thing.. now that would have been funny too.
Well.. almost time to go..have to go home and do a craft cutting work for a fellow co-worker..what ever happens to all those crafts that people buy anyway?

[Chers1]

for all the nascar fans (male)

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I'm thinking that young beauty used this nice girls tutorial to make herself as beautiful as that

[Strat-man]

I tried to win it also. Used a million points. I am happy for you though.

Can I try it sometime? LOL

Thank you all so very much for your help!

Since my Dad passed away in September, I haven't had any time to be on here at all,

except for a minute or two to check e-mail and peek in here briefly.

I feel a bit guilty for taking time to go to the show, but it was with Mom's blessing, so I guess it was OK.

And did we ever enjoy it! B.B. still has an awesome voice, even if his playing has slowed a little.

And Lucille is awesome. (As are ALL Lucies!) I swear she will never be used to play punk or heavy metal.

(As if I would anyway - LOL)

They took a few pictures in front of the Box Office; here's one:






Without the help from everyone here I would not have accumulated the nearly 15 million points I put towards the draw.

THANK YOU!


Oh - and I only put in for it since I noticed it was an "L" prize, not an "MM".



Thank you again, you awesome people!


The_Doctor

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