Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[WolfDio]

And a Blue Slurpee for added Purple.

[ecat444]

Hello Again,

For those of you wondering how Amy is, I appreciate your kind thoughts and thankfully she seems fine today. She loves the flavor of pears and just finished licking the core of one for five minutes so I guess she's back to normal! Whenever I have a bartlett pear I hold the core up for her and she licks it until there is almost nothing left! She seems to know when I'm eating one and runs downstairs or to whatever room I'm in to make sure she gets some!

waiting for the Q to call me right about now!!!!

[electric_viking]

On his 76th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby Indian
reservation, which was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation handed his
ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he would be getting.

The old medicine man slowly, methodically produced a potion, said some words
in his native language and handed it to him, and with a grip on his
shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine, and it must be respected. You
take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'." "When you do that, you will
become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform
as long as you want."


The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I
stop the medicine from working?"

The medicine man replied, "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4.' But when she
does the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."


He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,
took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in
the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.


His wife became very excited and began throwing off her clothes, but then
asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"


And that, my friends, is why you should never end a sentence with a
preposition, because you could end up with a dangling participle.

[Rockin' Kitty]

Who keeps ringing that darned BELL!?!?!?

That's just me 'rep'ping everyone LOL

[WolfDio]

That's just me 'rep'ping everyone LOL

Oh...
I thought it was Pavlov again.

[WolfDio]

How do you paper train a puppy in a paperless office?

[WolfDio]

[ecat444]

Jo-annes Cash Grab Person:


bill

[attitash]

140 contestant: Bill

[kenrod]

Derringer's Cash Grab Club Q Bonus Word ...: BILL

[ecat444]

Bill went $107 to $700 to $950 to $1100 said he feels lucky and says his strategy is to do 4 spins to $1250 and said he'd stash it there!!!

Would have gone to $2000 then BUST!!!!

[attitash]

107-700-950-1100-1250-stash-2000-buzz. Not bad Bill!

[WolfDio]

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tinysize, they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger, after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment.
Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could befound quickly were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops??

Take a look...







Now...
Please tell me one more time......
Why can't the rest of the world get along??

[ecat444]

Arrrrrrrrrhhhhhh! My phone rang right when they would have been calling someone for the cash grab, I ran for it excitedly, said hello, and it was somebody asking for a donation for cerebral palsy!!!!! Damn it!!!! My heart was racing I thought my time had finally arrived.....



That puppy is a cutie on the computer and "Mommies Little Helper" was a riot, lol, Wolfdio!!!

and the tiger with the piggies, that is so nice!!!

[attitash]

Tough break ecat. Got the heart pumping I`ll bet. Donate any cash?