Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[karmac]

Maybe with double S's????? Theressa, Teressa, Theresse, Thereissa or Terissa????

You only need to get the first three letters right. "The" is now being excepted so I guess I was just too quick in the trying before.

[karmac]

Theresa worked for me (not that she WORKED for me but the spelling worked on the Q site)

Are you sure she's not an ex-employee?

[lolipop.yaz]

You only need to get the first three letters right. "The" is now being excepted so I guess I was just too quick in the trying before.

Oh cool I didn't know that, thanks!!

[ecat444]

These are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Guess It doesn't take too much to get a job a M.D.'s!

[karmac]

Well with the Southern drawl you get in Nascar it might sound like kahunas!

Yup. that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Seriously my mind wandered off to Hawaii.

[Stewy]

ummn aren't you a newbie as well?

Only a newbie for the first day!

[Harold2263]

ummn aren't you a newbie as well?

Think Boo would spring for some "I survived the Lederhosen Riot 2010" T-shirts?

Then anyone without is either a newbie or a spoilsport

[Harold2263]

Almost riot time!!

I picked a great one! It is a coupon train! One that I used to commit train robberies on before I entered the WPP and had to change my profile! LOL

It is also full of virgins!! Well at least the type that had never participated in a coupon train before! But don't worry they are used to my antics!!

Classic Rock Icons is our theme and EVERYONE is invited to take part. <Although I imagine the isolationists that added the negative tags will most likely stay here and sulk!>

About 50 minutes to go!

I think I might start them off with this! LOL


Link to follow soon!

[karmac]

Almost riot time!!

I picked a great one! It is a coupon train! One that I used to commit train robberies on before I entered the WPP and had to change my profile! LOL

It is also full of virgins!! Well at least the type that had never participated in a coupon train before! But don't worry they are used to my antics!!

Classic Rock Icons is our theme and EVERYONE is invited to take part. <Although I imagine the isolationists that added the negative tags will most likely stay here and sulk!>

About 50 minutes to go!

I think I might start them off with this! LOL


Link to follow soon!

what is the WWP?

[Sally888]

Only a newbie for the first day!

Use to be until you got to 100 posts lol!

[Harold2263]

Witness Protection Program! LOL

[Gold Lion]

and I've gotta tell you, there are things to see there that you'll wish you hadn't.

[trucks12trucks]

Almost riot time!!

I picked a great one! It is a coupon train! One that I used to commit train robberies on before I entered the WPP and had to change my profile! LOL

It is also full of virgins!! Well at least the type that had never participated in a coupon train before! But don't worry they are used to my antics!!

Classic Rock Icons is our theme and EVERYONE is invited to take part. <Although I imagine the isolationists that added the negative tags will most likely stay here and sulk!>

About 50 minutes to go!

I think I might start them off with this! LOL


Link to follow soon!

You know I am going to have to search up "classic rock icons" now
Well thanks for the heads up! I will be there of course.

BTW I am up for a "I survived the Lederhosen Riot 2010" shirt!

[Harold2263]

You know I am going to have to search up "classic rock icons" now
Well thanks for the heads up! I will be there of course.

BTW I am up for a "I survived the Lederhosen Riot 2010" shirt!

Remember Classic Rock is stuff that was popular BEFORE you were born! LOL

[Harold2263]

YEEHAW!!!

DH666 started early! On the KD thread!!

Let's Go!!

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/130271-...repare-canada/