Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[the H team]

OK, Once again, I was disqualified from my neighborhood ' s"Best Decorated House" contest due to my bad attitude!

[rockit]

Hey I just accidentally hit the unsubscribe button in my profile. How can I re-subscribe??

[the H team]

Tickets To Santana Before Anyone Else!
Survey Code is Supernatural

thanx mmmme

[myopic_mouse]

Well with Q offering tickets to the show I have to ask, what's your favourite S&G song. C'mon, they have and extensive songlist, you have to like something.

Mine is Baby Driver:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OXI51NiTAk

My fave will always be "Bridge over Troubled water" Love that song

[SillyLoocie]

I do hope everyone had a wonderful day today. Those Derringer dollars seem to be dwindling down now.

[Neon]

Bonus Points

[the H team]

Subject: OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS WOMEN / MEN

Now that's a man for you...LMAO!

Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle.

Money spent:
Oil Change: $30.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $31.00



Oil Change instructions forMen:

1) Wait until Saturday, drive to Auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner, and a scented tree, use your debit card for $50.00.

2) Stop by 7/11, and buy a case of beer, (debit $20), drive home.

3) Open a beer and drink it.














4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.

5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.

6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.



7) Place drain pan under engine.

8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.

9) Give up and use crescent wrench.



10) Unscrew drain plug.

11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
Drink Beer



12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.

13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.


14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.

15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.

16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.

17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.

18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.

19) Remember drain plug from step 11..

20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.

21) Drink beer.

22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.

23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.


24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.

25) Begin cussing fit. Beer


26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.


27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy..

28) Beer


29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.

30) Beer.

31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil..

32) Beer.

33) Lower car from jack stands.

34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.

35) Beer




36) Test drive car.

37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.

38) Car gets impounded.

39) Call loving wife, make bail.

40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
Total: $4,145.00
But you Know the job was done right!




SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH......

AND TO ANY MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT...

[myopic_mouse]

I do hope everyone had a wonderful day today. Those Derringer dollars seem to be dwindling down now.

[McSkier]

happy camper here - meetings over...weekend starts now...BBQ and preHabs winning game party starts in 2 hours.....
have a good one folks.......

[McSkier]

where did all those colourful stars go

[trucks12trucks]

Hey I just accidentally hit the unsubscribe button in my profile. How can I re-subscribe??

it should subscribe you again once you post in here
or click on Thread Tools and Choose "subscribe" option

[harleychick]

I see that the mitchell man for got the word again.

[Lee03]

4:15pm winning word: cover

[harleychick]

The 430 winning word is COVER

[the H team]

ww-cover