Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Wallie]

Now its gonna be in your head all day

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Now its gonna be in your head all day

Not helping!

[Wallie]

Not helping!

It rolled off the table

[Wallie]

and on to the floor

[Wallie]

and then my poor meatball , rolled right out the door

[truenorthstrongnfree]

and then my poor meatball , rolled right out the door

[heartgirl99]

LUNCH!

[Wallie]

LUNCH!

She found my poor meatball

[mizzsazzyazz]

i'm new to this. thanks for all the words etc. Great way to get started! Hope everyone is having a great thursday so far.

Welcome to the site Kellyh hope you enjoy the thread ..

[Mmmme...]

That is too funny & I love this pic!

[runt158]

She found my poor meatball

Your all acting like a bunch of meatballs

[electric_viking]

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself! God loves drunk people too.”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.

[Mmmme...]

Great Thursday everyone!

Swamped at work and that is really good thing

Thanks for the codes and words and good luck to those attending breakfast tomorrow am.

FYI These puns have spelling errors and what not else... no time to correct them.

Ciao for now!

See you later


Mrs. Custer grabs the artist. "Oh! I tell you I want a painting commemorating my husband's last thoughts. You give me cows with halos and Indians making love?" "Mrs. Custer," he says, "Those are your husband's last thoughts. 'Holy Cowlook at all those f**king Indians.'"

It's is smarter to cop a feel than to feel a cop,

A pharmacist told his new assistant to he polite to every customer that came in. If you re stuck for conversation. talk about the weather," he advised. When the pharmacist came back from having his dinner, the assistant was sporting a lovely black eye. "So much for your advice" moaned the assistant. "What happened? asked the pharmacist "Well, this woman came in for a packet of sanitary napkins. Trying to make conversation, I said that it looked like it was qoing to be a dull weekend…


A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing next season, but when gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, because she won't be able to race,so he calls the vet. The vet tells him to tie a bedsheet around the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So that day, the farmer does just that. The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the vet's solution worked, but the filly's nowhere to be found. The farmer follows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm and sees the neighbor' kid out by their barn. "Hey boy, did you see a filly run by with a bedsheet tied around her rump?" the farmer asks. The kid replies,"No sir, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her ass!!"

"I think we should go Dutch," the nurse said to the doctor in the dimly lit restaurant. "You pay for dinner and the movie, and the rest of your night can be on me."

A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, " Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!" The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!" In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "Because, I like to have my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed! She got her refund!!

The most popular high school course is Intercourse. You go between periods and you are expected to come.

"Miss Jones, we can''t employ you as a model," the editor from the men''s magazine explained. "It''s too obvious that your blonde hair isn''t natural, since the hair between your legs is black." The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor''s fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They''re turning black, right? And they''ve only been banged once."

The blonde had two chances to get pregnant. She blew it both times!

An old couple was sitting on a park bench when they heard a girl in the bushes say, "Harry, take off your glasses; you're hurting me!" Suspecting what was going on, the old couple moved closer. As they eagerly listened to the movements in the bushes, they heard the girl exclaim, "Harry, put your glasses back on; you're eating grass!"

[heartgirl99]

[mizzsazzyazz]

Count me in too! I'll be wearing my Grey Cup hoodie if anyone wants to say hey! My friend is picking me up at four thirty am so we should be there around five. I figure it should be smooth sailing on the DVP then....

Good morning all, thanks for the words and reps. Again I missed a lot of happenings on here since last nite!

"Rock of Ages" was a fun time. If you can get tix it's a great night out.

Good Day to All!

OK everyonegoing for breaky.. it will hot in there so where T-shirt under. don't forget you have to pay for parking too. remember you don't have to stay seated in the chair while in booth .. and grab the bill that is different color bigger prize. think it was worth 500.00 last time.
Thats all I can give you from when I was there last year ..

Good luck and have fun