Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[NOTLER]

ok i will be wearing a gold brown top spaghetti sprap with green pants n gold heels.with of course a harley coat.n i have long blond hair .

Is it just me or should I be in awe that you know EXACTLY what you are wearing tomorrow, right down to the shoes? I mean should I be thinking about what to wear tomorrow too? Usually I wake up, eyes half open, reach into the closet and pull out the first shirt and pants I find. Which could explain a lot of my apparel "choices"

[Mmmme...]

Kids say the darnest things, as per Art Linkletter


1 .HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?





You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10









-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10




2.WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8


4.WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8




5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10



6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8




7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


8.HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8




And the #1 Favorite is .........

9.HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck . -- Ricky, age 10

[buttertart]

However I think in this instance we have to cut someone some slack, as it's the classic rock connection. So not a song in regular rotation....we hope!

Yes, I know but there are other songs they could have played for that theme. For example:

Jumpin' Jack Flash - Stones
Takin' Care of Business - BTO
Truckin' - Grateful Dead
Ramblin' Man - Allman Bros.
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty

Sorry, but "Surfin' USA" was just too jarring for my ears! I think I need to get something for lunch...

[buttertart]

Kids say the darnest things, as per Art Linkletter

My 5 year old has asked me this TWICE now: "Mommy, why do you have to clean the mess when Daddy makes a mess?"

Out of the mouths of babes!

[JD_IS_ME]

Well theres still the 5:40 keep up the faith jd you still have hope.

Please let it be so!

[NOTLER]

My 5 year old has asked me this TWICE now: "Mommy, why do you have to clean the mess when Daddy makes a mess?"

Out of the mouths of babes!

Let me just say that this is a true story. I AM NOT KIDDING. My 6 year old asked me

Chlid: "Daddy, who is smarter you or Mommy"
Me: Neither is smarter than the other
Child: You must be because you are the boy.
Me: No son, that is not true

As you said, out of the mouth of Babes (I'm so proud )

[CocoBurp]

Yes, I know but there are other songs they could have played for that theme. For example:

Jumpin' Jack Flash - Stones
Takin' Care of Business - BTO
Truckin' - Grateful Dead
Ramblin' Man - Allman Bros.
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty

Sorry, but "Surfin' USA" was just too jarring for my ears! I think I need to get something for lunch...

But, aren't these 'threesomes' submitted by Q-listeners? So it's our fault really...or the fault of the Qsters that submit these. Just sayin'.

That was a hard one to guess BTW. I couldn't tell you what key any song is in! I'm musical illiterate when it comes to that.

Hope your lunch is good!

[myopic_mouse]

Has anyone checked out the caption contest today?? recognize anyone?????

[runt158]

Guess what was found just south of Jacksonville ..

Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision.

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15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake. Largest ever caught on record.
After seeing this, I did a little research, and learned the following:
One bite from a snake this large contains enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men.
The head alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man.
This snake was probably alive when George H. W. Bush was President.
A bite from those fangs would equal being penetrated by two 1/4 inch screwdrivers.
A snake this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child.
A snake this size has an approximately 5 and 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size Rattlesnake is about 2 feet)
Judging by the size of the snake, it is estimated to weigh over 170 pounds. How much do you weigh?

[WolfDio]

Has anyone checked out the caption contest today?? recognize anyone?????

YOU'LL NEVER FIND THAT GOLF BALL NOW! HA HA HA!

COOL!!

[runt158]

High School Exit Exam

(Passing requires 4 correct answers. Answers at the end)

1 ) How long did the Hundred Years' War Last?

2 ) Which country makes Panama hats?

3 ) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4 ) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution

5 ) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6 ) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7 ) What was King George VI's first name?

8 ) What color is a purple finch

9 ) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10 ) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below...

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1 ) How long did the Hundred Years War Last?

116 years

2 ) Which country makes Panama hats?

Ecuador

3 ) From which animal do we get cat gut?

Sheep and Horses

4 ) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

November

5 ) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

Squirrel fur

6 ) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

Dogs

7 ) What was King George VI's first name?

Albert

8 ) What color is a purple finch ?

Crimson

9 ) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

New Zealand


10 ) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Orange (of course )

What do you mean,

You failed?

Me, too.

And if you try

to tell me you passed,

you lie!

[WolfDio]

Hi Everyone...
Just sticking my head in quick to say "Hi".
Real busy at work with no time for lunch.

Anyone heading to the Sweat Box tomorrow for Brekkie?

[myopic_mouse]

Thanks to certain people ( I won't name names ) I've got "On top of Spaghetti" stuck in my head

[myopic_mouse]

[FlyGuy123]

Let me just say that this is a true story. I AM NOT KIDDING. My 6 year old asked me

Chlid: "Daddy, who is smarter you or Mommy"
Me: Neither is smarter than the other
Child: You must be because you are the boy.
Me: No son, that is not true

As you said, out of the mouth of Babes (I'm so proud )

My nephew Colin was 7 years old when he was in the grocery store with his mom and was injured when a woman came running around the corner with a cart full of food. She hit Colin square in the face. One of his teeth was broken off and another punctured his lip which required stitches. The woman accused my sister of letting her son run loose in the store. He was 2 feet in front of his mom at the time. The woman then ran off to pay for her groceries while my sister abandoned her cart and took him to the hospital.

They sat in the waiting room for over two hours waiting to be seen. While waiting, Colin saw numerous construction workers doing a fancy renovation on the lobby of the hospital, with a sunny glass atrium and marble floors being installed. Colin looked up at his mom and said, "Mommy, why are they spending so much money on the building instead of spending it on fixing patients like me?" A doctor was walking by and overheard his comment. He took Colin by the hand and ensured that he was attended to immediately. He told my sister that her son was the future administrator of the hospital and he wanted his future boss to remember him fondly.

It gets better. A couple of weeks later, Colin and his mom were back in town when they saw the cart lady driving out of a parking lot in a shiny Mercedes SUV. Colin looked up at his mom and said, "How did she get a licence to drive that thing when she can't even steer a shopping cart?

I love that kid. He still makes me laugh every time we talk.