Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[karmac]

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Thanks AmberLab!

[AmberLab]

Nice to see that my name is not here again.
Hey Smarty, Have a question for you and please do not think I am being a smart a$$. I noticed how many posts it shows you have to this date. Do you really have 2,147,483,651 or is this a typo. Using this amount I did some quick math and you would have needed to post 17 times per second over the past ten years assuming that you never dropped the connection. Just curious.

I think Smarty, being a smarta$$ just bumped his own number.

Carry on guys!

[karmac]

Nice to see that my name is not here again.
Hey Smarty, Have a question for you and please do not think I am being a smart a$$. I noticed how many posts it shows you have to this date. Do you really have 2,147,483,651 or is this a typo. Using this amount I did some quick math and you would have needed to post 17 times per second over the past four years assuming that you never dropped the connection. Just curious.

I may be wrong but I think that Smarty is a bot not a person.

[ILOVEDERRINGER]

Thanks! sorry about that.

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[AmberLab]

I may be wrong but I think that Smarty is a bot not a person.

[buttertart]

CANADIAN SEASONS

1) BUGS


2) WINTER



Good Morning Qsters! Looks like I missed a great brekkie today - I should try to make it here earlier, but that's when I'm working.

Thanks for the reps and words!

[McSkier]

Having a Q break then back to the numbers... what an amazing day ~ ah well at least I have huge windows and a good view ~ sighs ~ rather be on the outside.
Have a good one!!!

[truenorthstrongnfree]

I may be wrong but I think that Smarty is a bot not a person.

And the 2,147,483,651 posts they've made are all the times he's had to re-open this thread.

[Neon]

cowardly is the 11:15 Club Q Winning Word

[Lee03]

11:15am winning word: cowardly

[WolfDio]

Unknown

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I smacked the sh*t right out of him....

Like his mother used to do.

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[buttertart]

Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging (on the wall) in between their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very large and detailed drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it, I realized it was in Sharpie.
On 03/15/2009 at 1:47pm by babysitter (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks.
On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't - she's the manager.
On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tasted some new soda beverage offered by a promoter at Food Expo. I said in an insulting tone "It tastes like piss!" A little kid nearby overheard my comment and said, "I don't know what piss tastes like, but I feel sorry for you, having drank piss before." I got owned by a kid.
On 04/26/2010 at 6:25am by Heyman (man) - Hong Kong

Today, at work, an unhappy customer called. She demanded to be transferred to someone, but mispronounced their name. I put the phone on hold and started talking to my coworker about how dumb she must be to mispronounce such a simple name. She was on speaker instead of hold.
On 04/28/2010 at 5:18pm by katasstrophy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

[WolfDio]

It's Hell to be Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!


An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing..
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

[Mmmme...]

Greetings everyone!!!

I appreciate the codes and answers as well as all the reps...

Enjoy this fabulous day and week ahead!

Later.....

(hey Kool)

[Stewy]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
And for those that I missed........Early Summer Reps