Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[the H team]

THE
NEXT SURVIVOR
SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped on an island
with one car
and 3 kids each
for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports
and take either music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition,
each man
will have to budget enough money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the emergency Room.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a school function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside,and keeping it
presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

adorn themselves with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished,

and eyebrows groomed

During one of the six weeks,

the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings
and church,
and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar
setting.


They will need to read a book to the kids eachnight
and in the morning,
feed them,
dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair
by 7:30 am.


A test will be given
at the end of the six weeks,
and each father will be required to know
all of the following information:
each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.


If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!


After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as
you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....

I'm going to bed.

[rockit]

Go Pittsburgh
I know i am outnumbered

We still love ya though, feetz

Go Habs Go

[Argo53]

Seemed like I was on the road all day (series of back-to-back-to-back meetings in the west end). On my way home, driving up the 400 just south of the 407 cut-off, I passed a big-rig that was adorned in Habs fl*ags and actually had 2 Habs jerseys secured by the windows, "flying" in the breeze. Most drivers were honking as they passed and were giving the driver the thumbs up - yes, I checked, they were thumbs!

I was very impressed with Toronto's drivers (then again, maybe they were all from Barrie on their way home?) Regardless cool thing to see. Wouldn't suggest he try it were the blue&white still in it, but today, it seemed to work!

[the H team]

night everyone, getting kicked out of work. have a great night &

GO HABS GO!!!!!!

[WolfDio]

the

next survivor

series

six married men
will be dropped on an island
with one car
and 3 kids each
for six weeks.

each kid will play two sports

and take either music or dance classes.

there is no fast food.

each man must

take care of his 3 kids;

keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

in addition,

each man

will have to budget enough money
for groceries each week.

each man

must remember the birthdays

of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time--no emailing.

each man must also take each child

to a doctor's appointment,

a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

he must make one unscheduled and

inconvenient visit per child to the emergency room.

he must also make cookies or cupcakes

for a school function.

each man will be responsible for

decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside,and keeping it
presentable at all times.

the men will only have access to television

when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

the men must shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

adorn themselves with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished,

and eyebrows groomed

during one of the six weeks,

the men will have to endure severe

abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,

have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.

they must attend weekly school meetings

and church,

and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar
setting.

they will need to read a book to the kids eachnight

and in the morning,

feed them,
dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair
by 7:30 am.

a test will be given

at the end of the six weeks,

and each father will be required to know
all of the following information:
each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.

the kids vote them off the island based on performance.

the last man wins only if...

he still

has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

if the last man does win,

he can play the game over and over and over

again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called mother!

after you get done laughing,

send this to as many females as

you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
just don't send it back to me....

i'm going to bed.

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Ever wanted to go back to high school, pining for simpler times? This guy did just that...

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20.../13921141.html

...and he's facing six months in jail.

[McSkier]

Back from the York Region OSPCA
If this is not within the jurisdiction of any level of government, then the Board of Directors of this branch should be relinquished of their position on this Board.
There is no transparency, no accountablilty to the community,to funders,and to supporters.
How does one get a Board fired?
on a lighter note

GO HABS GO
sorryfeetfrown you are on your own shall send you a crying towel

[waynethegolfer]

Well no survivor for me thanks.

[WolfDio]

Let's ALL Spazz out and...

Do the Batusi!!

[McSkier]

was on the radio today and a number of us were able to speak with the media..
I understand this is so emotional..but those that cannot address the issue with some decorum, really need to step back..as some of the antics are not helping the cause...
day off tomorrow, so will go back again....I know have the capacity to take 8 dogs.... and many others there are offering the same....and not as a knee jerk reaction..this is with founded and grounded medical care...........

[waynethegolfer]

Let's ALL Spazz out and...

Do the Batusi!!

The whimpyish batman to date.

[waynethegolfer]

Whimpyish .... is that a word?

[McSkier]

can you say STANLEY

[WolfDio]

Whimpyish .... is that a word?

It is now.

[waynethegolfer]

Dos from the deep sou[IMG][/IMG]th.