Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[crazyredneck]

oops sorry harley, just put it in and it worked, got home late last night so must be yesterdays as it took it, anyways good luck girl and everyone enjoy their friday off to work for now

[harleychick]

holy crap i got the answering machine.i guess i have to call back or should i leave a message

[harleychick]

well good luck at work crazy redneck hope you get thorough this day and if you do have a drink on me.i might be fired by the time you get there.

[harleychick]

well i called back and no answer again,holly crappers

[Stewy]

well i called back and no answer again,holly crappers

Have an idea. If you both get fired you might want to go give runt a hand waxing his boat and work off some of the frustration that way.

[Stewy]

Good Morning To All

[harleychick]

i serious have no idea what to do,should i go and lie about being ill or should i keep trying to call in or should i forget the whole thing go back to bed and wait until they call me and tell them that i took some cheap cold medicine and i just can not focus right now.so i can not make it in.

[psells]

"go give runt a hand waxing his boat"

Things that sound dirty but aren't.

[harleychick]

HONESTLY i am lost i never felt this way before.wow scarey

[harleychick]

my phone is ringing and i know it is not Q.wow it is them the scarey people.here goes.

[harleychick]

This is the most awesome thing that could happen to me.my boss left all of his work in his truck and he lent his truck to his son and he already left for his long weekend hoilday wow that saved my a** in a big way.i did learn something from all of this never trust your neighbor he is a lier when he offers a swim a couple of drinks.so no work for me and the best news is i do not have to waste my good lies today so i can save them for a rainy one.

[harleychick]

and i do not have to wax any boats.thank god that sounds like it would break all of my nails.so sorry you are on your owe today.

[harleychick]

well i am going to say this is my lucky day.so i am going to shower up do myself up and take my bike out for a few hours and maybe ride to toronto to surprise my crazy a** single sister of mine.so everyone have a super super super special day.i know i am.

[Stewy]

well i am going to say this is my lucky day.so i am going to shower up do myself up and take my bike out for a few hours and maybe ride to toronto to surprise my crazy a** single sister of mine.so everyone have a super super super special day.i know i am.

I thought you were sick.

[runt158]

Two Newfies in a Boat




Two Newfies, Jarge and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Jarge stumbled across an old lamp. He
rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie,
however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not standard three.
Jarge immediately blurted out, 'Turn the entire ocean into Molson
Canadian beer.'
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the
two men considered their circumstances.
Eli looked disgustedly at Jarge whose wish had been granted. After a
long, tension-filled moment Eli said, 'Nice going Jarge! ........Now
we're going to have to piss in the boat.'