Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[truenorthstrongnfree]

Is the massive font supposed to make these easier to read?

[karmac]

Thanks H team that was hilarious.

[the H team]

Is the massive font supposed to make these easier to read?

sorry, but that was the way it was sent to me. but just in case you left your readers at home, it was for those visually impaired

[Wallie]

Is the massive font supposed to make these easier to read?

You know it had to happen eventually.

[Wallie]

Wallie really?

I never would have suspected you?

I am full of surprises

[the H team]

The Story of My Life in One Picture

[Wallie]

TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG



Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?








Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?








Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?








Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?








Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?








Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?








Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.








Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar..

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying �hello�.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that 1 noise, it's usually not a good thing.



P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

[JD_IS_ME]

Bonus Code = Eagle

[WolfDio]

This week's Club Q Bonus Code is: Eagle

[myopic_mouse]

TO: GOD

FROM: THE DOG



Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?








Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?








Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?








Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?








Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?








Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?








Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.








Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar..

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying �hello�.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that 1 noise, it's usually not a good thing.



P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

soooo cute

at least dogs like a bath...... unlike my cat

[the H team]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you..

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You are reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.

[the H team]

that's just hilarious wallie. my co-workers are looking at me weird cause i'm laughing so hard.

[Mmmme...]

Oh Wallie!

Thank Goodness!

I've always known still waters run deep...

Soooo..... What bus line did you say it was again???

I am full of surprises

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmme...
Wallie really?

I never would have suspected you?

[Wallie]

Oh Wallie!

Thank Goodness!

I've always known still waters run deep...

Soooo..... What bus line did you say it was again???



Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmme...
Wallie really?

I never would have suspected you?

I don't think I ever mentioned it

[Lee03]

4:15pm winning word: research