Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Johnny with a G]

A quick hello & thanks for the reps and ww's.

ciao for now

[tartanrocker]

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in
their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car
and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the
windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination" says Sister
Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on
and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican ," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Midget Dracula screams as
the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the
nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you’re talking," says Marilyn.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*ck off our car!"

...ROFL!!!....oh, I haven't heard that one in a while, Wolfie, thanks for the reminder, it's STILL hilarious!!!....TR

[psells]

Happy Pre-Friday all! Today the company is having a bbq lunch, soo good (free food!).

Where? Can I bring two teenagers?

[tartanrocker]

Hi Everyone…
SORRY that I have not been around lately.
Just taking it easy.
Still Psycho-Busy at w*rk.
I will be (trying to) leave “early” today so I can see the Doc about my test Results.
I had gone to a Walk-In Clinic near my Home and they are only open from 4-8pm today.
Once I get that, I will need to make an Appointment with my Family Doc.
From there, it will be the Referral-Phase.
I initially thought that it was the Cardiologist who would make the Referral, but it turns out that He will do any Procedures required!!
So, I know that I will be in GREAT Hands!!!! He is also a Professor.

Be Well, my Friends…
May you Laugh & Smile all the live long day.

....keep us posted, Wolfie.....fingers crossed, toes crossed, eyes crossed.....whatever it takes.....TR

[psells]

Have they awarded the Paul-in-the-box prize yet?

[Mechman47]

Have they awarded the Paul-in-the-box prize yet?

Yes, I heard it on Q yesterday, didn't catch the name.

[tartanrocker]

Morning all, trying to get back into the swing of it here.....thanks so much for all the words, codes, and agreements about mega-b*tch getting hers....I will take great delight in seeing it unfold, and if I get any news about crap coming her way, I will be sure to LYK...
....off to my friend's place today in St Thomas....it's our yearly border crossing to our crafts convention, specifically for rubber stamps, and we'll be on our way early tomorrow morning....we get to shop, eat, shop some more, sleep a bit, eat, then shop, then eat some more....oh, did I mention about the shopping?...and eating?!??!...I like the eating bit a lot, no cooking required....YAY!!!...
...will catch you all next week....love you guys!!!.....TR

[psells]

Yes, I heard it on Q yesterday, didn't catch the name.

Then receive, oh bosom, thy fatal blade...

[chouchou1962]

Good Morning All

Hope everyone is doing well. Reps for all.

Thanks for the words and codes.

Peace - ChouChou

[Mechman47]

Then receive, oh bosom, thy fatal blade...

Put your bosom away!

[psells]

....off to my friend's place today in St Thomas....it's our yearly border crossing to our crafts convention, specifically for rubber stamps,

I can't believe I'm having this conversation, but ...

... TR I was in Campbellford last week and there is a store that specializes in artistic rubber stamps. I bought two for my girls; a blue whale mother & pup and a ballet-dancing ostrich. Hundreds of stamps, dozens of types of ink pads.

Then we did lots of manly firefighting stuff.

[Wallie]

Good Morning all

Just got back from Buffalo , shopping with the wife ( no fun )
Thanks to all for the words and such.

[psells]

Put your bosom away!

That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace! And then he came and did it again! And then again! ...

[feetfrown]

Todays Sleuth -- SALAMANDER

[Mechman47]

9 to 5 Aerosmith
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