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    Fang, the dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendark View Post
    Fang, the dog
    phyllis diller let you borrow her husband?
    Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

    Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

    Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator.

    Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?"

    Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

    For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

    He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

    His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.



    gloves

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    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    Joke book to help pass the time (thanks Heart, for the Diller quotes)

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    Short answer : no Long answer : NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Penguin View Post
    love slave
    < oooh! now, why didn't *i* think of that!? >

    multitool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Penguin View Post
    love slave
    Quote Originally Posted by heartgirl99 View Post
    < oooh! now, why didn't *i* think of that!? >

    multitool
    may i volunteer?

    noose, so you can put it around my neck and use me as a love slave (yep, i'm sick)
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    oil

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    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    quick witted friends!

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    rusty nails (yep a drink, thats right...it's the weekend, what do you want?)
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