Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[newsnakeowner1978]

ooooooooo I have a smilie for that!

LMFAO Don't encourage her tick. NS is bad enough as it is.

[roseofblack25]

ooooooooo I have a smilie for that!

WEIRDO!

[amycrows]

I think thetick has a smiley for everything

[haunish]

Haunish I just ordered it for you. Will let you know when I get it and send it your way

Ohmy gosh, you are awesome amy!!

Thanks so much!! whenever there is anything you want just let me know and will do the same. I am so excited ..lol..I just finished playing a pretty in pink HOG game ..lol..wish that one had been on there.

Thanks again Amy!

[newsnakeowner1978]

my twisted aunt is at it again. lmao. PG21 sry rose u cant' read. lol u to innocent. pfffft lol

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis.
Lady asks, "What are you?"
He says, "I'm a fireman."
"But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman.
He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass."
pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"


I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school
children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children.
Its a nightmare ... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!


A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap
over his dick. An ugly woman is passing and remarks 'if you were a
gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ...'
He replies 'If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!'


If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriends vibrator isn't three
inches long and crooked?

Whats the similarity between getting a bj from an 80 year old
and walking the tightrope ?
In both cases you really dont want to look down.

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished
building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it
himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it
for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to
give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his
knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing
the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he
understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and
started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I
needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that
I was coming."

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my aunt got a mind lke me. or i should say i get a dirty mind like her. hahahahaha

[newsnakeowner1978]

Blonde Jokes. Sorry if there are any blondes here. lol My wife is blonde also so. GRIN

One night Tom, "the blonde", was walking home when, all of a sudden, a
thief jumped on him. Tom and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled
about on the ground and Tom put up a tremendous fight. However, the
thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Tom's pockets and searched him. All the
thief could find on Tom was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tom why he had
bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Tom replied,
"I thought you were after the $500 I've got in my shoe!"


What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduce herself.

What happened when the blonde got locked in the car?
Her blonde boyfriend had to use a clothes hanger to get her out.

[roseofblack25]

omg haha those were awesome!

[amycrows]

No problemo....that's what SC friends are for !!!

[haunish]

OMG newsnake, the firean one was hilarious..I am so remembering that one my hubby will love it..lol

[newsnakeowner1978]

omg haha those were awesome!

ROSE....... YER INNOCENCE!!!!! you weren't suppse to read. u to young. i said PG21. glad ya like em.

OMG newsnake, the firean one was hilarious..I am so remembering that one my hubby will love it..lol

i know eh. dd and her friend was just staring at me like i was some kinda weirdo. (shut up NS and you to ROSE)

[roseofblack25]

ROSE....... YER INNOCENCE!!!!! you weren't suppse to read. u to young. i said PG21. glad ya like em.




i know eh. dd and her friend was just staring at me like i was some kinda weirdo. (shut up NS and you to ROSE)

lol well it was there so i read it

and

[RTlady]

LOL funny ones... thanks for making us laugh... again!

[Shebby]

snake

[newsnakeowner1978]

lol well it was there so i read it

and

OMG you lost yer innocence FOREVER. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL funny ones... thanks for making us laugh... again!

snake

Glad you gals liked them.

[Racefan]

All this talk of Jared, now I am gonna go watch him..though Dean is pretty fine ..yummo, but I did see a pic today of Robert Pattinson..wow..hot

lol

I've got a bit of a crush on Rob Pattinson. He's only around 22 I think. Jensen is very good looking and he used to be my favorite. Now Jared is. They are so good looking in person it's unreal. I'll be seeing them in Vancouver this August. I'm having a picture taken with the both of them at the same time. I think I'll probably faint.