Points And Prizes - Sheknows

[kaela]

these are the only words i have to offer.
"PONDERISMS"

· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.

· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

· Life is sexually transmitted.

· Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no
one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?


· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

· Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look up there anyway?

· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[Shebby]

From contests

PointsandPrizes.com Keyword: SUNNYD worth 100 points good through 6/18/09

[Purple_Everything]

Thanks for the words

[kekes]

Thanks for the words!

[kaela]

they are doing a post the most contest until 10:30. on the forum

[lolcat]

05/24 100 pts
playpals
icarly
wrestler
05/27 100 pts
fitmatters
31flavors

I try to make sure I search the posts before I do this, I sure hope someone will say "Hey you-these were posted already" if I do that : ) I just feel so bad using the words all the time and not giving some, going to try more often to post.

Snow.. first of all, no one ever minds when you post any words, I don't think We all know you are trying to be helpful!

The best thing for you to do is check the wiki, which I update at least once (usually 2 or 3 times!) a day. Just do a search on the wiki page itself, and if it is on the wiki, it has definately been posted here in the forum. I never put something on the wiki unless someone has already put it in here. These words you posted, for example, are on the wiki, and here in the forum. Plus, if you aren't already using the wiki, get over there, girl! I only do it cause I lurv you all so much!

Anything on the wiki that is new in the last 24 hours is always in bold type.
There is a permanent link to the wiki in my signature, right below that happy little baby and her bird friends.

Good job, by the way. And my 4 year old saw your Snow White signature today and went crazy, Snow White is her favorite movie ever.

[NSangel]

am just popping in to say HI!!! u damn ppl got me addicted to some apps in fb, and i've been up til 4:30 am!!! so today, both me and ds were banned from the computer. well til he went to bed at least. but i vowed to get off by midnight..i missed that deadline, but i did stop playing games by 1am, so im a recovering addict.

am going to be busy next few days sending off g/c's for all the fricking contests and such..so i haven't died. i'm around, just pulling my hair out someplace.

LURV U ALL! HUGS EVERYONE!

[NSangel]

oh yay! Double post!

[roseofblack25]

Was just on editing the wiki... I have contacted P&P about the word hunt word "Penguins" as it is not working, for sure..

Trifle, Maillot and Todolist are definately expired, sorry Rose!

crap but they never did work for me even when they first came out boooooo that sucks

[Ricki911]

Morning,

Had last night off. Celebrated my sisters bday (which is today). OMG! Im going to kill someone - the family came over whats the first thing they do run to my room and take everything. I had a years worth of toilet paper (which is for school) about 12 packs (yes Ill use it all by december LMAO) someone took all but one WTF Im going to kill someone. I have a lock on my door (have for years) but when we got our new cars my dad started driving my sisters old car well the key was on the ring and good luck trying to find where my dad put it. Just makes me mad my older brother is in thousand in debt - his bank account sin the negatives and he expects me to pay for everything for him because I have the money and wont spend it. He has no concept of money and always short on his bills. If when he did borrow money he paid you back I wouldnt mind he never pays you back and expects you to keep giving him money (yea right). So Im asking my dad to replace my lock and put a new one on (ill even pay for it).

Heading out shopping later today (have to go get some ink in the next own over). Plus have to head over to the city to the Superstore (get a deal on the cranberry juice hope im not too late).

Oh yea and my dad gave me this big lecture last night about how I should spend my money LMAO it was rather funny. So Im buying a full tank of gas at 94.9 today plus a ink.

[kekes]

Morning all!

[leftie]

Good morning everyone - back to work after a long weekend - miserable weather all weekend but nice to be off. My dad's common-law wife and her sister came down for couple days to bring a few things of my dad's - his coin collection, couple navy things, a cool ring a navy buddy made out of an amercian dollar bill years ago and a couple pictures. One of the pictures was my dad about 2 years old with his mom - nice to have since I never met his mom (she died when he was a small boy). Hope everyone had a great weekend and hope it's a great week for everyone.

[smb127]

HI All - Thanks for all the words, looks like I am going to be busy trying to enter them all.

Not much is happening with me. I was sick most of the weekend - took Friday off and slept most of the day, same with Saturday. Just as well as it was cool and wet all day. Sunday and Monday all I did was clean the house a bit. I can now see most of the floor in my bedroom. I just don't know how it got so bad, wait yes I do, but I am not going there. I made a decision over the weekedn and I hope it works. I need to get out of this funk and get my life back.

Finally got the pool started Monday night, so now I am going to be spending hours getting it cleaned. That is going to cut down on the Farming time on FB. LOL OK, I need to start working. See you all later.

[firefly]

pregnancy & baby-This week's code word is ANNOUNCEMENT for 350 points! Redeem your points now. Good thru 05/26/09. >>

[babygonnermann]

Good morning everyone!

Hope everone had a great long weekend

Thanks for all the words .. wow!! Hours ahead of me!

We got all the chores we set out to do this weekend done!! This week, it's my mission to clean out the basement. We took a settlement on the claim from when the basement flooded, so everything is still literally everywhere. It's a big job, but I hope to be done by the weekend (hopefully) if my body will keep up with me.

Hope everyone has a great day!