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    Morning Ladies and Gangsta's

    I hope you all have a fab-o weekend
    The only question I cannot answer... why?

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    hey all tks for the new words. and to all who rep'd me tyvm. sry didn't respone sooner but was on the road yesterday for 14 hrs with a patient. lol so hows all the ladies and germs today. here a jk i just got and i found it hilarious. lol


    A Rope and Two Knots

    One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

    After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

    The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

    The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!"

    She replies, "Oh, I see!"

    After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

    Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

    The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

    She replies, "Oh, I see!"

    Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

    "Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?"

    "Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!"

    She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.

    "Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

    Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"

    Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?"

    "No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"




    A TRIP TO COSTCO




    Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
    chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout
    line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
    little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
    starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
    because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
    pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
    of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
    eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
    complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
    mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
    my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
    the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
    an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    laughing so hard.

    Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

    Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
    world to think of crazy things to say.

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    Thanks for all the new words--finally got caught up!!

    Have a great weekend--off to do errands

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    Morning,

    Everyone please cross your fingers and hope it doesnt rain today. We re having my parents 50th bday party today. Gonna be interesting LOL

    Everyone else is sleeping while Im up entering all my contests before we have to run around like idiots to get everything done for today.

    If In get all my entering in - just maybe I can go back to bed for a little nap.

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    Thanks for the words!!!

    Good luck with the party Ricki!!!!!!!!

    http://swagbucks.com/refer/shebby-- Click here to Earn free Giftcards!!!

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    These may have been posted already, didn't look back. From the contests.

    GIJOE 100 07-19

    Dreamculture 100 07-19

    Baggers 100 07-19

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    [quote=kaela;good morning, have a great weekend.
    went to the cirque last night,was amazing[/quote]

    I was there with DN2 (daughter #2). It was amazing!

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    Thanks for the words!

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    Morning,

    The party went alrigt. Half the ppl whp said they would come didnt come. Out of th 42 ppl who confirmed only about 25 came (mostly my dads family). They got rather drunk LMAO and then they expected me to drive 4 of their drunk butts home. I would have but when they decided to try and bring open alcohol in the car I refused. Ended calling a cab for them ( I feel so sorry for the cab driver). They all got in with beer bottles and one had a jug LOL Posting pics up on facebook. I was the only dober one at the party )since I cant drink). It was rather funny because it was a urprise and not one person showed up on time - my parents showed up before everyone else.

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    it sounds like you had a good party anyway ricki. congrats on the planning.
    thanks for the words much appreciated
    it s another beautiful day in nfld
    happy fathers day guys and single moms.(yes you single moms too)
    your jokes are funny as usual
    i am going out of town tomorrow morning and still haven't finished all the laundry in my house. it will be a busy day.

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    kaela, I'm with you.
    Happy Fathers Day to all dads and single moms. Got to be the toughest job in the world, but most rewarding.

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    MomsMenu.com

    Points & Prizes Members: This week's code word is ARROZ for 150 points! Sign in to redeem your points now. Expires on 06/24/09.

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    ty for the new word!

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    thanks for the word!

    I am still soooo behind on entering them still have 12 hours worth of words to enter and I know there will be a ton of new ones soon ughh work gets in the way of soo much LOL

    Search and win with SWAGBUCKS!

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    Hey guys!
    Just so everyone knows, P&P had stated that we had until June 21 to enter all the May hunt words.. I saved a few unclaimed to check their validity, and sure enough none of them are valid anymore. So I have removed the May hunt from the wiki now, since they are now expired for sure.

    Hugs and Happy Father's day! Gotta go finish making my roast and trimmings. Man my kitchen is like 80000 degrees, I hope he likes this thing. lol

    Mew.

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