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The Router To Success, Part 2
Customer Service | Chicago, Il, USA
Me: “Good morning, can I help you?”
Customer: “I cant seem to connect to the server.”
Me: “No problem, I have to ask if your able to see if all the cables are connected properly and the computer is functioning properly.”
Customer: “Are you trying to imply that I am stupid? That I can’t tell if something isn’t plugged in? I don’t want to talk to you! I want to speak to your manager!”
Me: “Sir I am in fact the manager, and I meant no disrespect. This is step one in our problem solving protocol.”
Customer: “So will you come here and fix my problem?”
Me: “I have noticed that you have not signed or returned your service agreement and I will be forced to charge you $100 for an onsite repair.”
Customer: “That’s fine, it must be broken. Get here as soon as you can.”
(Two hours of driving in traffic later…)
Me: “Sir, I have found your problem.”
Customer: “Oh, and what do you have to repair?”
Me: “Nothing, your router was unplugged.”
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Oh wow Oprah has some faithhealing scheister on. WOw she's pulling out all the stops for her last season. LOL
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kool_105
that's so cute
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SO looking at the Walmart and Target flyers for U.S. Black Friday and wondering what the fuss is all about. There's not one item in there that I can't get a better deal on here or save on gas going down there to get it. Sheesh.
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Hello is it just me or is SC really lacking speed latley? You giving your coupons good homes Patty?
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hmmm decoding ugh.............
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i am so flipping dizzy
SO flipping dizzy
i am going to lose it in a second
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ekks bub can't lose it get yourself together women go to your happy place
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kool where is her tunnel thingy KOOL THIS IS AN EMERGENCY