Good health is merely the slowest and longest
possible rate at which one can die.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Men are uncomplicated. They have two emotions: Hungry & Horny.
If you see him without a good erection, make him a sandwich ...
Life is like a jar of Jalapeņo peppers;
What you do today, might burn you some place later
No sense worrying about old age, it doesn't last long.
:lolsign: