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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:02 AM #29671
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:10 AM #29672
just packimg the food cooler and then we are out of here...so thanks everyone for the overnights and we'll be back on Monday...so have a good time ..and thanks before hand for all the words... we can get the Q up there on sattelite, but no laptop to enter them...so I'm relying on all you SC's till we get home.....
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:19 AM #29673
Good morning everyone.
A great day to put the laundry on the clothesline.
Hope you're enjoying the day.
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:21 AM #29674
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Good Morning. Everyone...
Waiting to see if I get "The Call" in to w*rk or not.
So far... so Good.
I had a look at what I need to catch-up on with regarding the Past couple of TiCRH's.
There is a LOT!!
I will do what I can to get Current inbetween this "Life" Thing that tends to Interfere.
Hopefully some time in the Afternoon.
Have a Happy Caturday, my Friends.
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:22 AM #29675
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I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:44 AM #29676
they just called a winning word but they said it so fasdt I didn:"t get it... did anyone else?
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:44 AM #29677
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Rush WW ~ LAKESIDE
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:45 AM #29678
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RUSH w/w - 11:45am - lakeside
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:46 AM #29679
and they didn't spell it out....and I"m just going out the door.. hope someone else was listening.....
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:46 AM #29680
thanks wolfdio and rocket....you are the best!
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:47 AM #29681
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:54 AM #29682
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:57 AM #29683
Dottie Subject: MAMMOGRAM
While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a
lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician,
say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but.....there were extenuating circumstances."
The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to
hear those extenuating circumstances." I did too so, I listened as the
lady told her story.
"Your Honor, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually
kept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from
ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm
Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip
to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?"
I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science."
Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.
With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to
the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean
in a tad so we can get everything?" Fine, I answered.
I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the
remaining circulation in my legs and neck to finish me off? My body
was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged
between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard and felt
a zap! Complete darkness, the power was off!
Belinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a
snag." Then she headed for the door.
"Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you?" I shouted.
Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's
wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be right back."
Before I could shout NOOOO! She disappeared. And that's exactly
how Bubba and Earl, "maintenance men Extraordinaire" found
me...half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the
other part smashed between glass!
After exchanging a polite Hi, how's it going type greeting,
Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the
power was off.
Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much
calmness as possible, "Uh, yes, I did but thanks anyway."
"OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as
though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.
Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin.
Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo
sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And
silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?"
And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between
the clamps...."
The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed!
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 11:57 AM #29684
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Sat, May 21st, 2011, 12:19 PM #29685
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Hello Everyone! Great Day Out There Gonna Head Down to the Waters Near Ontario Place!
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