Hide Your Toes!!!

:shrug: SC Bedtime Stories: Chapter One



This :excited: little piggy went to market....:excited:



This :rant: little piggy stayed home....:rant:


This :eek: little piggy thought he was eating roast beef :eek: (:spam1: :yikes: OMG - he's a cannibal!!! gross! :puke:


- :shrug: not only that, it's not kosher or halal :nono: )



And this :bawling: little piggy had none :bawling: (:shrug: : sorry dude, we're all out...)

But this little piggy :bebored: cried "whee whee whee whee...." all the way home :violent1:


And they all lived hammeredly ever after.


The End :toothy1: :wave: th...th...th....th.... that's all folks! :snorting:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
aww... Rita ur sooo funny!!!
:hahaha:
:flowers: :flowers: :flowers::):):flowers::flowers:

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Originally Posted by Pretty.In.Punk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
aww... Rita ur sooo funny!!!
:hahaha:
:flowers: :flowers: :flowers::):):flowers::flowers:

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:lolsign: i agree - but where's the game??:shrug::shrug::sign12::shrug:

lol..too funny:)

Reminds me of this.... the cover of this book cracks me up every time :P
http://www.amazon.com/Pearls-Before-.../dp/0740734377

haha now i'll have great dreams, thanks for the story Rita! http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x..._sleep_080.gif


btw, bct that is a cute book cover! :)

:snorting: :snorting: :snorting: :snorting: :snorting:
all the way home.

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Originally Posted by koala

:snorting: :snorting: :snorting: :snorting: :snorting:
all the way home.

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:lolsign:

SC Bedtime Stories: Chapter 2

Little Miss Muffet :walk:


Sat on a tuffet :pottytrain4: (ouch - me arse! :rant: )


Eating her curds :spam1: and whey :spam1: (:nono: i thought i told you man, that's got pork in it! :nono:


Along came Prue's spider:yikes:

And sat down beside her :eek:

To frighten Miss Muffet away :shock:

(not so cool now, are you miss muffet? :hahaha: :shrug: :biggrin:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha
:hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
:lolsign: :lolsign:
:):flowers::top:

LMAO..... I thought Prue killed her spider... OMG there are TWO?? Run Prue!!

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Originally Posted by bcteagirl

LMAO..... I thought Prue killed her spider... OMG there are TWO?? Run Prue!!

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I couldn't for the life of me find a spider smiley - but I think if I had, Prue would have killed me too! :embarassed:

No spider smileys! NO! :P

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Originally Posted by bcteagirl

No spider smileys! NO! :P

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:hahaha:hehe:idea:

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Originally Posted by bcteagirl

No spider smileys! NO! :P

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:shrug: Well, okay - if you insist....:shrug: