10 001 things to do in Vikingland

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build your own boat

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go for a swim

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golfing is very popular here

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set castles ablaze

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i hear skating is very popular... personally i can't stand up on them to save my life

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no explanation needed

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music is wildly popular in vikingland... join a band!

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there's an excellent culinary school there

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also a school that teaches how to pillage

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relax in the hot tub

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You can watch all the rowdy Vikings, while they do Viking sports,
Just be warned that often they compete wearing assless shorts,
They do not seem to mind the grass stains or even a little bruise,
It seems that all those Viking guys just feel they cannot lose,
If you're on the first aid patrol & they ask you to kiss-a-boo-boo,
Beware that is a Viking trick & they often try to fool you,
After they finish romping & sliding down the hill,
That's the time to tell them that it's time for them to chill,
Send them to the showers & tell them it's time to scrub,
Cause in Vikingland we must remember it's a very special club,
Get them cooking in the kitchen & on BBQ detail,
& chalk it up to another day, along the Viking trail.

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get your hair done

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snow removal

Thanks to your Viking, snow removal will no longer be a problem: the heat from his manly chest will cause it to flee in terror.

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defend your daughter's honour

Boy trouble? Not after your Viking deals with him.

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admire the lobby & meet the nice people of Vikingland