10 001 things to do in Vikingland

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buy some candy floss & then buy some dental floss.

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keep the duct tape handy.

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You can play with little Viking toys & also Viking guys,
& if you are really lucky, you may just win a prize,
if you're feeling sleepy, you can retire to your little room,
& maybe there you'll find yourself a handsome Viking groom,
You can read up on Viking strategies & learn about myths & tales,
& how to be a Viking is explained & how they are tough as nails,
At nightime when a Viking sleeps you may hear him roaring,
& a stay for you in Vikingland will be very far from boring,
Inquire about a package deal & see if you qualify,
For when you are in the midst of Viking pals, you'll see no evil eye!

[SillyLoocie]

If you find yourself hungry, please do not worry or fret,
Viking Pizza is always open & I hear it's the best you can get,
They have crazy pizza toppings like pickles, sardines & spam,
& if you ask them nicely, they'll do peanut butter & jam,
They serve you with a smile, cause that's the Viking way,
Ask about their special, Viking fish fillet!

[heartgirl99]

go on a fishin' trip

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Join a group

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Go to a concert.

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Sometimes there are electric things that spark & are even shocking,
& when 54 candles illuminate your cake your birthday has come knocking,
We all know you’re a Viking with electricity that is quite static,
& when you apply your electric energy it’s ever so charismatic,
What will you do on your birthday to mark the occasion with style?
Will you sing Nordic songs by the roaring Viking fire?
I’ve heard that Viking Birthday boys put the “live” in wire!
Will there be a soiree dinner at the Viking Café?
& can you show us how to party boldly in the Norwegian way?
Birthdays are best celebrated in a way that’s never thrifty,
& wait till you see how the years sail by, because you have long passed fifty,
Viking dancers take the stage & dance for our dear friend Viking,
Wear your fancy Viking Mu mu duds, for it will be to his liking,
We all adore our Viking friend cause he’s upbeat & enthusiastic,
So…a simple little wish to you for a birthday that’s fantastic!

[heartgirl99]

hope you're having a fabulous birthday!

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