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These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words and partisan bickering politics.




A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on
The gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your
Policies or your mistress."


"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill


"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow


"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).


"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas


"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... If you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... If there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.


"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop


"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright


"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb


"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson


"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating


"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand


"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker


"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.."
- Oscar Wilde


"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)


"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder


"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

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