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    A quickie ... Sex- post surgery


    A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
    She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.
    She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

    The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
    "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
    He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
    It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."






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    ok, charm it is
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    i have plenty of it.. i'm oozing charm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mmmme... View Post
    A quickie ... Sex- post surgery


    A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
    She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.
    She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

    The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
    "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
    He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
    It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
    good one Mmmme!

    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    my first reaction to it was 'euw!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoJays View Post
    i have plenty of it.. i'm oozing charm
    and i thought it was a medical condition
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoJays View Post
    my first reaction to it was 'euw!'
    euw? not lol? come on, it's funny
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    medical condition.. har

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    you know i only tease ya cuz i love ya!
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    suuuuuure

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    it's true, really. would i lie to you?
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    see, even you dont know so it must be true
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    lol!

    gotta go now... catch ya later

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    ciao bella
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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