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    tra la laaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by dch View Post
    tra la laaaaa
    What`s that all about?

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    Bein' last

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    Quote Originally Posted by dch View Post
    Bein' last
    Oh...good for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by attitash View Post
    Oh...good for you!
    I know right?

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    Maple leaf coupon is live now
    https://www.facebook.com/MapleLeafPrime
    Last edited by dch; Thu, Nov 10th, 2011 at 02:04 PM.

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    well that was easy.. thanks

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    I didn't have any issues either but I can see others whining it's only a $2 coupon for them.

    I still have the other $5coupon because I can't find the dang chicken anywhere!

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    Sorry folks but last again

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    You know it's only temporary Attitash!

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    Is it?

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    It's Not Easy being a Court Reporter - It can be hard keeping a straight face!


    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
    WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
    WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    WITNESS: I forget..
    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
    ___________________________________________


    ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
    ____________________________________

    ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?
    WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.
    ___________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
    WITNESS: Are you ting me?
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    (My Favorite)
    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
    WITNESS: Getting laid
    ____________________________________________
    (Another favorite)
    ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None..
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
    WITNESS: By death..
    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
    WITNESS: Take a guess.
    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
    WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
    _____________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
    WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
    ______________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
    WITNESS: Oral..
    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
    WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.
    ____________________________________________


    And last:

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No...
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dch View Post
    I didn't have any issues either but I can see others whining it's only a $2 coupon for them.

    I still have the other $5coupon because I can't find the dang chicken anywhere!
    i don't even know where my first one is.. gone with the wind, i suppose.. i know i got one once upon a time ago

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    IT IS, ATTITASH! haha

    & yeah, I tried so hard to use mine Jays, but I couldn't find it in ANY stores around here yet. I'm pretty sure it's expired now


    Oh god..the whine fest begun now on Facebook about the coupon.
    Last edited by dch; Thu, Nov 10th, 2011 at 02:36 PM.

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