Last Poster Wins $15

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Great day. Was outside-cut the lawn the final time this year.Now to fire up the Q!

Want to come over and do my lawn also? jks jks

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[Sneha2008]

last I win

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[Darth Penguin]

pass me a beer please.

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pass me a beer please.

[Mmmme...]

Some questions to keep the "gray cells" active !!!!


1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?


Here are the Answers

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Answer: Johnny of course

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

Answer: Same as is it now – Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

You can go back to sleep now ...

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Mmmme...!!! is that YOU??!!

HI!!!!!

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[Mmmme...]

everyone

I tried to rep everyone one of you and I am not permitted until I spread myself around...
Win you should have driven here.... I enjoy Corvettes.

I have been deep in thought as today is the actual anniversary of my father's death.
I haven't been upset..... like I was earlier in the week...., I just simply miss him..
Talking and sharing ideas....
I still talk to him.....

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Well, Mmme.. I just failed that entire test you posted!

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everyone

I tried to rep everyone one of you and I am not permitted until I spread myself around...
Win you should have driven here.... I enjoy Corvettes.

I have been deep in thought as today is the actual anniversary of my father's death.
I haven't been upset..... like I was earlier in the week...., I just simply miss him..
Talking and sharing ideas....
I still talk to him.....

Spreading yourself around?? .... remember to use protection!!

Corvette are nice, powerful, too much power for me for everyday driving but it's fun when knowing how to use the power safely .... I guess I am driving a piece of crap so I guess the power of the corvette I find too much but taking corners and off ramps at higher speed where my crappy car can't handle is fun ... I did all that safely of course Feeling the G's when taking off at high speed is fun

Sorry to hear the loss of your father

Well, Mmme.. I just failed that entire test you posted!

Me too!!

[momofkali]

Cold and Hungry
But...

LAST!

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Cold and Hungry
But...

LAST!

I am not cold but HUNGRY!!!

Parents went to their friend's house for dinner and my brother went to his gfs for dinner and I am stuck at home with no left over

I need a gf or get my butt to the kitchen and cook .... I wouldn't mind having both