Last Poster Wins $15

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While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.

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And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

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Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

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I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter

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Away to the window I flew like a flash,

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Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

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The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

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Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

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When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

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But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.

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With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

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I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.

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More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

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And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!