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    At a local college dance, a guy from America asked
    the girl from Sweden to dance.

    While they were dancing, he gives her a little
    squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this
    a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
    a hug too."

    A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
    and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
    She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss
    too."

    Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
    later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
    proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
    "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
    She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
    sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

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    good one ^^^

    morning last
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    I'm last before work gtg

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    morning cat woman
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    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    good morning everyone...
    yet more rain here
    DANGER

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    Hi Kat
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    DANGER

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    Roz: You hear that whooshing sound? It's my career going down the toilet.
    Frasier: Oh God, Roz, I don't think I've helped a single person tonight.
    Roz: Helped? You'll be lucky if you don't get sued! You told a longshoreman to come out of the closet, and a gay guy to spend more time on the docks!
    Frasier: Well, you're the one who's supposed to keep track of who's on what line!
    Roz: Okay, let me make it easy for you: freaks! Freaks on Line One! Freaks on Line Two! Freaks everywhere!
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    Frasier: Hello, Line Two, you're on with Dr. Frasier Crane.
    Mark: Uh, hey, Dr. Crane. It's Mark.
    Frasier: Hello, Mark. I'm listening.
    Mark: Oka. Uh, well, I work at this all-night mini-mart, and, um, I've been watching myself on the video camera, and the camera-me is doing things I don't approve of.

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    Cabbie, what's doin'?
    did you work last night?
    DANGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by danger_dan View Post
    Cabbie, what's doin'?
    did you work last night?
    Always,lol. was crazy night, so good its over,lol.


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    LoL...well my crazy day's just beginning...enjoy the 'day' off.
    DANGER

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    for viking:

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    right, off to the paper stacks...
    DANGER

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    Yeah, I'm in bed soon.


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