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[attitash]

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked
the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this
a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss
too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
"In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

[electric_viking]

good one ^^^

morning last

[kelly25]

I'm last before work gtg

[electric_viking]

morning cat woman

[danger_dan]

good morning everyone...
yet more rain here

[danger_dan]

Hi Kat

[cabmonk]

Roz: You hear that whooshing sound? It's my career going down the toilet.
Frasier: Oh God, Roz, I don't think I've helped a single person tonight.
Roz: Helped? You'll be lucky if you don't get sued! You told a longshoreman to come out of the closet, and a gay guy to spend more time on the docks!
Frasier: Well, you're the one who's supposed to keep track of who's on what line!
Roz: Okay, let me make it easy for you: freaks! Freaks on Line One! Freaks on Line Two! Freaks everywhere!

[cabmonk]

Frasier: Hello, Line Two, you're on with Dr. Frasier Crane.
Mark: Uh, hey, Dr. Crane. It's Mark.
Frasier: Hello, Mark. I'm listening.
Mark: Oka. Uh, well, I work at this all-night mini-mart, and, um, I've been watching myself on the video camera, and the camera-me is doing things I don't approve of.

[danger_dan]

Cabbie, what's doin'?
did you work last night?

[cabmonk]

Cabbie, what's doin'?
did you work last night?

Always,lol. was crazy night, so good its over,lol.

[danger_dan]

LoL...well my crazy day's just beginning...enjoy the 'day' off.

[heartgirl99]

for viking:

[danger_dan]

right, off to the paper stacks...

[cabmonk]

Yeah, I'm in bed soon.

[heartgirl99]