Last Poster Wins $15

[Tweetybird999]

I still can't believe how time flies. I don't feel different than I did 10 years ago, but given the chance I wouldn't ever go back. I'm much smarter now.

[electric_viking]

last post before getting back at er

[Tweetybird999]

Time for tea.

[attitash]

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped
at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed
their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly
left her glasses on the table, and she didn't
miss them until they had been driving for
about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they
had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around,
in order to return to the restaurant to
retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained, and scolded
his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her,
the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

While you're in there, you might as well
get my hat and the
credit card.

[okgirl]

Hi, guys!!!!!!!!

[attitash]

Hi okgirl..how are you?

[okgirl]

I don't have i phone, i pad, i robot...

But then I was thinking:
I cook, I play, I enjoy the spring!!!

I am fine!

I am last!!!!

[okgirl]

Hi, nice to find you here!!!

[attitash]

I don't have i phone, i pad, i robot...

But then I was thinking:
I cook, I play, I enjoy the spring!!!

I am fine!

I am last!!!!

[kelly25]

just you wait...they'll need mommy for plenty of other things...and you'll relish every moment of it!

enjoy it while you can cuz they're gone before you know it.

Stop it!

[attitash]

Local 24 Apr, 2012 537
Gas prices to rise by 2 cents at midnight

According to En-Pro, the price of gas is expected to rise by two cents at 12:01 a.m. April 25 to an average price of 132.6 cents a litre.

[Tweetybird999]

Ok Kelly, here's a happy thought

[kelly25]

ohlala

[kelly25]

I’ll take one for now and one to go plz

[Tweetybird999]

Yes, I"m glad to know they are on stand by...wait, I smell SMOKE!