Last Poster Wins $15

[GoJays]

good morning heart and frown!

[electric_viking]

and jays

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[danger_dan]

Good morning

[GoJays]

good morning viking! how are you on this lovely, lovely day?

[electric_viking]

i'm well. thanks for asking.
this afternoon, most of my team is golfing.
i get to stay behind and mind the ship

[GoJays]

oh lucky you! you get to stay in the nice AC while everyone else is sweltering!

[heartgirl99]

maybe not a bad thing to be last in the office today, viking

[GoJays]

yep yep! i'm last!

[vala]

last one!

[GoJays]

[attitash]

Best Caddy Responses

Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes . . . . you miss the ball much closer now."

Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."

Number : 5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch . it's a compass."

Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good . but personally, I prefer golf."

Number : 3

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago."

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

[danger_dan]

last again

[vala]

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[attitash]

Today is, National Chocolate Éclair Day!

[vala]

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