hoping to keep my eyes open last
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hoping to keep my eyes open last
Good Psunday morning....time to cycle to w*rk.
Good Sunday morning
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last. neener neener boo boo
last but not for long:-)
long lasting!
Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' '
‘Of course child. What may I do for you?'
‘Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.
It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official
asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father……..Next please!'
stopping in for A FAST LAST :)
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i just almost peed my pants LMFAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by attitash
sweaty days and dinner in oakville tonight at mother in laws. :) going to do some homework while i wait in anticipation.
