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[Stifler]

[Tweets77]

almost the weekend last!!!

[vesper]

Oh oh I think I have to drive my friend to Saskatoon last! Meh!!!

[SillyLoocie]

may your wishes come true last!!!

[wolfwoman]

last

[attitash]

What Starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble

with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry,

what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My

sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is!

I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms.. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the

principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher

explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy

a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he

was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She

agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were

explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:

'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:

'9.'

Principal:

'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:

'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal

thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, '

I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him

some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms.. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that

I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs..'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I

do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a

question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps

into?'

Harry:

'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms.. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes

out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he

could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a

woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.
Ms... Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry:

'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the

teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last

seven questions wrong...

[GoJays]

who left the door open? the troll got in again

[heartgirl99]

last during corrie

[rock lobster]

again with the corrie

[win-star]

[vesper]

I'm last! Going out later on with buddies who are not married, so I will be up late! Yahoo!!

[GoJays]

just last

[attitash]

Good Caturday morning.....back to seasonal temps & a touch of snow!

[vesper]

GOod night everyone! Just drove a friend of mine to her parents places near Saskatoon and back. Long night!! Nice northern lights! Yahoo!!

[GoJays]

ahh.. he's sleeping.. that makes me last