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[attitash]

Today is, National Old Rock Day! Oh man, the rocks on Canada's Baffin Island are really old.
'How old are they?'
They're so old that dinosaurs once used them as marbles. They're so old they were rocking out when the moon was just space dust in its father's eye. No, but seriously these rocks have been around for 4.5 billion years, back when the earth was a fiery magma ball. So pay respect to your elders today and tell an old rock, 'Hey you're alright by me.'
Let's all rock out today!

[danger_dan]

supposed to be 8 degrees c this weekend

[attitash]

supposed to be 8 degrees c this weekend

Can`t give you a like for that one

[danger_dan]

Can`t give you a like for that one

LoL my bad.

[attitash]

A Doctor in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".


'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

[Stifler]

Vacation = over

[Hondamanic]

Have a great day everyone!!

[heartgirl99]

the LAST post

[spidey46x2]

lasty

[heartgirl99]

lastier

[attitash]

A guy met a girl at the state fair, and she invited him back to
her place for the night.

When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom.
The guy noticed that the room was filled with stuffed animals.
There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed
animals were on top of the wardrobe. Large stuffed animals were
on the bookshelf and on the windowsill, and a lot of smaller
stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf.

Later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked
confidently,

"So... how was I?"

"Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."

[wolfwoman]

never go sledding in a snowstorm last

[SillyLoocie]

rocks make a good bbq last.

[wolfwoman]

Hey Loocie! How's your day so far?

Still last

[Stifler]

What a busy day today