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[attitash]

Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.Have a Terrific Tuesday!

[attitash]

Today is National Chocolate Fondue Day

Dip it. Dip it good! This national day encourages you to put that useless fondue pot you were given on some anniversary or birthday to its proper use: melting down bits of chocolate and sharing it with friends. Chop up some apples, dangle a few cherries or get savory with some pretzels. That's right, fondue is not just for cheese anymore!

[attitash]

Off to the mountain

[danger_dan]

Morning all.
have fun Att

[Hondamanic]

Gd morning

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[heartgirl99]

more last

[spidey46x2]

Last

[Hondamanic]

again ..last

[danger_dan]

again ..last

were last

[attitash]

A blonde and a
brunette were watching the 11 o'clock news. The news
was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $50 the man
is going to jump."

The blonde replies, "Okay you're on."

Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette
$50.

The brunette says, "Listen, I can't accept this money. I watched
the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then."

"No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5
o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."

[wolfwoman]

killing time being last

[heartgirl99]

watching the snow last

[Redneck Charger]

[Redneck Charger]

[heartgirl99]

good morning
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