BAN the above poster! 2

[Redneck Charger]

Banned for being able to scribble up poems like the way I change my underwear..

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for all this cheesy talk as cheesiness can be naughty,
Also banned for ordering an cheese whiz filled biscotti,
Banned for liking cocktail weenies & spam filled sausage rolls,
& banned for having Tupperware with no lids for the bowls,
You are banned for the rice substitution in the potato salad,
& also banned for having a permit that is no longer valid,
Banned for ignoring the banning card that I issued you last week,
& banned for thinking you could fool me, but I saw you take a peek,
Banned for not going to the handbasket when you told to go,
& banned for not telling me the gin wasn’t really sloe,
Banned for ordering onion rings battered in peanut butter,
& banned for going bowling & aiming for the gutter,
Banned for many reasons to be discussed at our next meeting,
& banned for secret reasons that I will not be repeating.

[Redneck Charger]

Banned for not even considering to putting that to music and becoming a rapper

[SillyLoocie]

All of you remain banned today. Banned you are and banned you'll stay. You will be banned this Friday it's the end of the week and banned for the PIECE that you all seek. Banning is for your own good and it will not help you if you knock on wood. Banned for wanted to relax and banned for taking banning to the max.
Banned for having obsessive banning disorders and banned for not staying in your assigned quarters. Banned for taking banning too much to heart and banned for more reasons then I could impart. The ban will be lifted if we all start complying but banned we are still and there's no sense in crying. Questioning the ban will extend your banning so before you ask you'd best do some planning.

The End again (for now)

[SillyLoocie]

I do not mean this to sound bland,
But cause it's Wednesday you all remain banned,
Banned for reasons that I've just made up,
If you don't like being banned you are just out of luck,
Banned for never stopping this ridiculous banning!
Banned for those racy pics you've been scanning,
Banned for purrin'
While you're stirrin'
Banned for grinnin'
Underneath that linen,
Banned for dippin that in your fondue......and
Banned for being a sports fan too!!

The end!

[SillyLoocie]

Being permanently banned does have it's je nais se quoi,
The real reason that I was banned was for posting in the raw.
Therefore on a banning rant I am destined to go,
Us banners still do have some rights and upon you I bestow,
Is it advisable to ban someone because they are a rocker?
Can men be banned for a single reason like sinking up the locker?
Loocie has been banned so many countless times,
I really cannot help myself when it comes to all these rhymes,
Banned we've been.........
There's no in between,
Cause banning gives us power!
Banned for sure without a doubt for singing in the shower!
Banned for putting ketchup on that delicious steak,
Banned for encouraging anyone to ban so much they ache,
So banned people crack open a beer or the beverage of your choice,
You may be banned & life ain't fair, but on here you have a voice!

[electric_viking]

banned for voicing your opinion

[Redneck Charger]

Banned for calling it right

[SillyLoocie]

Banned on this sweetheart of a day, but I don't really care,
A banning is a banning & the rules aren't fair & square,
Banned for wearing red & looking quite the part,
& banned for being sweet & posting from the heart,
Banned for romantic thoughts & romantic kisses too,
& banned because you're thinking of someone you once loved true,
Banned with a box of chocolates that you'd better share with me,
& banned for blowing kisses from up there in that tree,
Banned for playing romantic love songs just to set the mood,
& banned for serving cocktails with such romantic food,
Banned for dimming the lights & stoking up the fire,
& banned for any naughty thoughts to which you may aspire.

[walkonby]

@SillyLoocie banned for not letting Fido influence your poetry!!
He has amazing talent with verse!

[Redneck Charger]

Banned for walkonby without saying hello!

[22hicks]

​banned for coming onto walks

[Redneck Charger]

Banned for not coming into room, and not flashing at least once..Banned..

[walkonby]

wow! is it hot in here or is it just me?
banned! both RNC and hicks for R rated banter

[Redneck Charger]

Banned for worrying about R-Rated..