BAN the above poster! 2

Banned for throwing out popcorn - sacrilege

Banned for not being there to save the rest of the popcorn from going into the garbage.

Banned for not making popcorn strings for your Christmas tree

Banned because you can’t make popcorn strings out of greasy theatre popcorn.

banned for putting on extra butter.

Banned for implying I would actually pay them extra for butter. The fake buttered flavour that doesn’t cost extra is good enough.

Banned for confusing WD40 for butter.

Banned because your reason to ban be was hilarious and I actually spit on my iPad screen when I burst out laughing.

Banned for laughing so hard you spit

Banned for not laughing too

Banned for not seeing me laughing...

banned for hiding behind the bushes

Banned for sending too much time outside... or not enough time outside.

basically banned for not spending the exact perfect amount of time outside.

banned for driving instead of walking to the mailbox.

Banned for spying on the wrong person. We don’t drive at all we don’t even have a car so we walk almost everywhere. We do sometimes take a city bus depending on weather or amount of stuff we have but it’s been a while. Also our mailbox is inside the apartment building so no traveling for the mail.